Hello Wizards and Muggles alike, I am James.
I am an amazing wizard who studies at Hogwarts (England). I have a bunch of weird ass friends, I have grandchildren and children...and I is the bestest studint in the wirld {the mistakes are purposely there}.
You may be wondering "Why did you make a new book?" Well, because I wanted to and...I wanted to.
What is this book about, you ask.
This is about all the fucked up shit me and my friends do and all of the other crap that's crammed up in my head.Enjoy my friends.