(No one's pov I guess) Oh and strong language so if you ain't okay with that make like Potato and uhm..go.
Ciel stared dumbly at Sebastian as the butler sang to the potatoes. The demon had lost it, that was for sure. Ciel was prepared to get a frying pan and idk... Smash the potatoes. Yeah.
Finney the loud ass came running in, yelling, "YYYOOOOOOOOUUUNNNG MMMMMAAAASSSTTTTERRR AND DIP SHIT- I MEAN SEBASTIAN! THE QUEEN HAS BANNED POTATOES IN ENGLAND!"
Ciel covered his ears as Sebastian gasped, his eyes darkening. "NO..THAT..HOW DARE SHE!" He shouted because Otaku accidently hit the caps lock. "WE WILL START A WAR FOR MY CHILDREN!" He screeched, smearing ketchup that he got from Satan on his face and on the Babu potatoes.
All the servants did the same and screamed as they ran around, Tanaka included.
Ciel didn't know what the actual duck fuck was going on.
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So.
Yes I mean to type duck fuck
I literally wrote this in three minutes.
I had the chapter drafted but nothing written dowN OOPS
Any way
A ban on potatoes
Oh shitty mitty
YOU ARE READING
The Final Part In The Sebatato Trilogy
Fanfictionit's the final installment in the Sebastian x Potato series what am I doing with my life
