Life Sucks, Right?

Chapter 1: About Me

Chapter 1: About me

Hi, hello there. How's your day going? You good? Good because you're going to need to get a nice big bowl of popcorn ready? Go on, I'll wait till you've got your popcorn.
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Good, so let me get started.

My name is Elixis, El for short. It's not Elex or Lixi. No, no, no. Please never call me them names, eh I hate them so much.

If you ever, ever call me any of them names, be prepared to have a knife to the heart.

I'm only messing but do be prepared to be sasses the fuck out because I take no shit from nobody. Unless it's my mother or sisters because they do scare me.

Yes I am a little short for me age, 5'2 and I'm 17. Oh no, quick call somebody who cares because I don't give a fuck.

Let's carry on...

I  have 2 annoying older sister who are always having there boyfriends around and making me slave after them. Eh, it sucks to be the youngest. Do you  feel me people? It also sucks to hear them 'doing the deed' most nights. Like please if your going to do it, do it when nobody's in the house. Or at least I'm not in the house, geez. It's even worse when your right next door to my sister room who's the most active in that department. It's just horrible. Some nights I have to put my earphones in and play anything, I mean anything, as loud as I can so I can block them out. Even though she like only 19 and has the rest of her life to have that kind of fun, Kate has to do it at leat once of week and also likes to make the most noise. It's like a competition between Kate and Holly, like girls calm the hell down it's not a race.

I only live with my mum and sister. My dad lives aboard due to his work being over there so I don't get to see him much, but I can tell you he's the most kindest human being ever. Im not joking. One time he came back from where he was living and brought a dog home. Just for me. Like wow, I couldn't believe my eyes when he brung him in. He was so so tiny and that little bark he did when he first saw me was adorable. It had me in tears. He got me the cutest little husky that had a little heart shaped noes, and white little paw that look like socks as the rest of his body was black. And in result of him having socks as paws, I decided to call him Sockie. Yeah, yeah laugh it out all you like but I love that name for him and he's is my bestest friend ever. He doesn't lie to me, he doesn't hurt me, he's always in my room eating my shoes...

"Hey! Sockie get off my sneakers!" Trying dam well hard to pull the shoe away from him is like saying no to a child who wants the last candy bar in the store. Like it so so hard. Or it's like taking off wet skinny skinny jeans. It's so hard to take them off. Eww wetness. Ewww soggy. The struggles girls have.

"Omg El what are you doing? Is it that hard to get you're shoes off your little mutt of yours." She laughs. "Hurry the fuck up you shorty, we're going to be late."  Hope says storming passed me as we're meant to be going for a dinner because she had to get pregnant and everyone's has to celebrate it because she has to be the special one in the family because she's the oldest.

Yeah too right she's special. Specially thick. High five to me.

"Well... if you could help me get the shoe then I would be going right now. And how dare you call him a mutt, he's more of a person than you will ever be." As per, she just keeps laughing and walks off, leaving me to struggle. Yeah that's right Hope, just keep walking because in 9 month you won't be the only person that's crying. Queue evil laugh. Hahahahahahaha.

Meanwhile, I'm still trying to pull this dam shoe out of Sockies mouth. A little tug here, and little tug there and.... HUMPH right there on my butt. Thanks Socks for that. I know have a bruised butt and a whole in my shoe.