Bangtan Chatroom

Woozi

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TheHappyVirus: Good morning Jin!!!

ToughGuysWearPink: Morning J-Hope!

TheHappyVirus: Morning Rapmon!

NamJams: Hey

TheHappyVirus: Morning to you precious maknae line!!!!!

CuterThanU: Good Morning Hobi-hyung!!!!!

4DElephant: Morning J-Hope hyung!!!!!!

EmoMaknae: Hi hyung

EnergySavingMode: Good morning Hoseok!

TheHappyVirus: ....

EmoMaknae: Rejected...

EnergySavingMode: Don't make me hurt you!!!

ToughGuysWearPink: Yoongi don't lay a finger on him, and Jungkook be more respectful

EmoMaknae: Whatever

ToughGuysWearPink: Jungkook...

EmoMaknae: I will be more respectful...happy now?

ToughGuysWearPink: That lip of yours will get you beat.

EnergySavingMode: Exactly...

TheHappyVirus: Suga, I see why your son is so violent now.

ToughGuysWearPink: Son!?!

NamJams: Haha, he means that kid from Seventeen.

EmoMaknae: Oh, Woozi. I see the resemblance.

CuterThanU: How do you know the Seventeen hoobaes.

4DElephant: I hear Wonwoo is emo, so I'm guessing he made an emo friend.

EmoMaknae: Basically...

CuterThanU: Wow

EmoMaknae: Fantastic baby!

4DElephant: The fanboy has been awaken!!!

CuterThanU: Rapmonster hyung!

NamJams: ???

CuterThanU: Do you know my real dad?

NamJams: Nope, Jin won't tell me

ToughGuysWearPink: ...

4DElephant: Too much baby daddy drama here!!!

EmoMaknae: Stop watching Muary!

4DElephant: I don't. I watch Bill Cunningham.

EmoMaknae: /face palms/

TheHappyVirus: It's not just Woozi!!!

NamJams: Ha, that kid from Nct Dream!

EnergySavingMode: How do you know this?

NamJams: It's kinda obvious

4DElephant: When did J-Hope and Suga become a thing? Who even ships them???

EnergySavingMode: Don't know...

TheHappyVirus: A while back everyone said I was the mom of the group, but ARMY said Jin was the mom. Jin has Rapmonster to be the dad. So I bumped up to grandma, Suga was already the grandpa so we thought about it and said why not.

TheHappyVirus: That was before I knew he was a cheater.

4DElephant: You are cheery like a grandma.

EmoMaknae: And Suga is lazy like a grandpa

EnergySavingMode: Duh, has already been established

EmoMaknae: I was just pointing it out

ToughGuysWearPink: Who did you even cheat with?

TheHappyVirus: Kris from EXO!

4DElephant: Mommy...

ToughGuysWearPink: ....

4DElephant: I love you Eomma Jin!

ToughGuysWearPink: ....love you too Tae....

EnergySavingMode: First off I only cheated once and had Woozi, the second time we were on break so I didn't cheat!

ToughGuysWearPink: Why did you two go on a break?

EnergySavingMode: ....

TheHappyVirus: Because he cheated...

EnergySavingMode: That Nct kid could be Tao's anyway!!!

TheHappyVirus: Oh, but he looks like a miniature version of Woozi

EnergySavingMode: He got all of Yifan's features!!!

TheHappyVirus: ...

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NamJams: You should try comforting him, Suga

EnergySavingMode: I try, but he doesn't listen to me...

NamJams: You don't comfort right, wonder why me and Jin barely fight

EmoMaknae: Eww

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CuterThanU: He has the right idea...

4DElephant: Yep...

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ToughGuysWearPink: ....

ToughGuysWearPink: Please don't talk things like that in front of the kids. And stop making it seem you can get out of everything just like that.

NamJams: Not everything but 99.9% of things

ToughGuysWearPink: ...

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NamJams: See, I make him mad on purpose now

EnergySavingMode: J-Hope won't let me touch him!

NamJams: Yes he will, just do it in a nonchalant way and eventually he'll ease over

EnergySavingMode: Whatever, it better work

NamJams: It will, you will be able to hear how good it works soon

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EnergySavingMode: It has already started!!!

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I know Chenle doesn't look that much like Woozi but in Chewing Gum he looked so much like him!