Ahem.
You is napkin. I don't think you are.
(Snickers)
What! Why are you laughing!?
(Oh nothing. Your doing just fine darkness. You will never be able to get my followers to hate me or join your side. You won't even be able to get my readers! Also I have nothing against dogs!)
I will get every last one of them. You will see. And after a while you will die because of your happiness. It will be what dos you in!
