Coach Anderson: K guys get in groups of five
Me: BROCCOLI AND MADISEENA GET OVER HERE
Brooklynn: *runs over and rolls on the group* I HAVE ARRIVED
Bradeyn: *walks over to our group* hello earthly friends, may I be in your group?
Me: NO GO AWAY
Bradeyn: *starts fake crying*
Me: lol I'm jk cmon
Bradeyn: WILL I FOUND A GROUP COME OVER HERE
Coach Anderson: okay. Every group grab a jump rope, we will be running with it and everyone has to hold onto it.
Me: But coach we aren't preschoolers
Vanwey: But you act like one
My group: OHHHHH *starts dabbing repeatedly*
*time skip*
Me: BROOKLYNN RUN FASTER YOU'RE HOLDING BACK OUR GROUP
Bradeyn: (to me, madi, and will) let's just yank the rope this way so she trips
*we yank the rope*
Brooklynn: *trips and knocks over another group* I HATE YOU ALL
