Joker and Gigglez~Chpt.1 New Pup Side Kickz! And a Girl Raised By Laughing Hyenas? *Nice Deal*
Girl Raised By Laughing Hyenas, loves dog, acts with the pack, was kidnapped by joker, joker was going to kill her but decided she could be useful she could work for him, so he kept her till she had Stockholm’s syndrome for him and had her work for him, he also kept her as his closest pet and only side kick, seems only reasonable since she was pretty much half dog.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Joker had just gotten back from fighting with batman & his new side kick bat girl. As he sat in his large purple chair remembering watching as batman & bat girl kicked his goons butt.
Joker started stating his thoughts aloud to himself while his main goons Judy & Punch & his Hench Wench was just taking a seat in the main room by with him.
"The teamwork." he says
"The footwork.
I want my own mini Me." he whimpers out like a child who wanted a new toy.
"Must be nice to have someone to watch your back. Someone to mold in your own likeness." Joker says while throwing knifes & darts at his batman poster. "Well if you have a side kick I want one too" He says like batman was right there & his goons punch & Judy look at him in sadness that he didn’t think of them as his sidekick he notices there meloncoliness & rolls his eyes.
"You to dont count your not sidekicks your GOONS" he says growling the word goons & the goons look down in sadness
"I just know somewhere out there is a joker jr. just waiting for me to take them under my wing" he growls the last sentence.
"What about me puddin? "Harley Quinn pouted at him
"No your my Hench Wench, NOW less Hench & more wench" he growls the last part Harley Quinn yelps & pouts at his aggressive tone.
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That’s when Harley Decided she didn’t want him to favor anybody more than her so she was going to get him a present that could fill in for a side kick, a present he told her he was trying to get. Two albino laughing Hyenas, that were white & laughed all the time just like him, she didn’t know his birthday so she decided she was going to make one up for him when the laughing pups got here. *Remember the date she gave it to him & celebrate it the same date every year like a birthday.
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I was raised by a rare Albino bread of Laughing Hyenas, one day when my brother, sister & I were out hunting for lunch; some Human hunters can along and captured them. I tried to save them but they shot me with something that made the world around me spin. They thought they left me behind but I snuck into the box they were keeping them in & fell asleep almost instantly, when I awoke I was staring into the eyes of a pale man’s face, he had blackened eyes & a red smile, at first I thought it was a shaman of some tribe but learned shortly after I was not in the same world I had lived in before, No this was a whole new world. I found out later I was in a place called Gotham, This Girl Harley Quinn who dressed like a strange tribal dancer & only let the painted skin of her face show, paid a lot for my brother & sister to be a Life day, or what she called Birthday Present for her mate. Nobody ever open the box after I snuck, they just put a couple more nails in it & when it was brought to this Harley Quinn female it was wrapped in purple & green wrapping paper with a big orange bow. I learned later she got me for her Shaman mate because, he had pale skin & always laughed & had always wanted some of his own just like my brother & sister. I awoke shortly after he open the box only wearing a leather skin flap around my waist that that kept we warm in the colder nights since I was not born with the same skin & hair as my brother & sister, though my hair was white as snow & so long it covered almost my whole body it went all the way down to my ankles & I used it for warm to at night, I had a very small petite muscular body but my muscles were very lean, I had lean chicken legs, a small muscular butt, pale white porcelain skin, blue eyes & of course as I mentioned before long white shaggy hair that flowed down past my ankles. I’m guessing you’re wondering how I know English, well I never use to, I was taught by the Shaman man with the white face, dark painted eyes, & red scared smile. He taught me a lot, & in return I guarded him, & helped him with his business. He got me when I was only around the age of 10 or 14 years old, I had no clue of my age since my family did not keep track of such things The Shaman Man who called himself Joker & his mate Harley Quinn just guessed, it was 7 years later & I was somewhere around 17 or 21, I was an illegal in the World known as Gotham & was still shocked at what I found in this new world. I know what you’re thinking, you just instantly took a liking to this man who separated & destroyed your family, & in a way I did, it was his laugh I suppose it was the laugh my family & I all shared, but no your right it took him a couple years to domesticated me enough to not run or kill him & everyone around, he didn’t want to domesticate me either that was his problem he wanted to have it enough so I stayed & was loyal to him but not enough so I ran away. Now that I was older I was having problems, my body was developing curves a woman should have but most don’t have, & I was starting to grow a founder kind of love for him, he was somewhere around the age of mid 20s early 30s now but nobody knew his real age not even his mate Harley Quinn. I know I was much younger & in this land of Gotham that someone who raised you in a way & was older than you should be together it was wrong but I was not raised like that it was almost the opposite in my land, it was just whoever you felt attracted too & whoever was the alpha male & he was defiantly the alpha male in this land of Gotham there was only one other man who was alpha & they called him the Dark Knight The Batman for he dressed up like a bat & only came out at night. My Problem was that I didn’t know if he fallowed the law that said it was wrong to be with me & even though he was the alpha did not mean he would choose me as his mate, he had Harley Quinn & she was so Beautiful she kind of helped raised me but now that I was getting older & getting curves she did not treat me with the same curtacy as she did in my first few years of domestication & even if Harley was not in the picture, I knew he would probably never have me even if he didn’t obey any rules. So I was head over heels for a man I could never have a man who raised me in my teen years & treated me very well, a man who gave me everything & anything I wanted a man who I loved & a man I knew could never love me the same as I did him, for he could not love anyone.
