Once I arrived home, I opened a bag of cheetos and started crunching on them. I stood a cheeto between my boob flaps and sucked all of the dust off of it. I immediately removed it from my mouth and decided to conduct an experiment. I was always fond of doing experiments in my laboratory. As long as the laboratory is cheerio boy's big black dick.
The next cheeto, I took off all of the cheeto dust with the razor I use to cut myself. I was neatly putting the dust in a line when my studies were interrupted. I heard a knock on the door and quickly snorted the dust along my bed sheets.
I opened the door and wiped my nose. "Hey Vapely," I groaned.
My sister. I am not about to stop snorting cheetos for this Chia Pet piece of trash.
"Mother says you have to go milk the cow."
I nae naed with a cheeto already in my hand and stuffed it up her nose. "Nae nae your way to the door," She looked confused, so I took advantage and pushed her onto my bed. "And say hello to Kratan on your way out." I quickly grabbed more cheetos and shoved them into all of her crevices.
She was now stuffed with cheetos. My second victim. Send her to Kranki hell Mr. Daddy.
She tried to squirm, but cheetos were everywhere and it disoriented her. All she could see and breathe was an orange delicious cloud. I stuffed her into my closet and cleaned up the cheeto dust trail that followed her to her doom. I was so used to stuffing people inside and out with food that it wasn't exciting anymore. I can't imagine stuffing cheerio boy. I would even put them in his pee crevice.
Yesterday had been a long and eventful day. I had fought Grendel, the ugly piece of trash. I realized I forgot to pray to kranki and immediately got on my knees to dab. Usually, I would add a bobbing head motion at the end of my prayers with my mouth open. I wanted to pleasure the kranki gods so they would give me extra krankimas gifts.
I wrote in my diary before I went to bed.
"Dear direea,
I want to secks cheerio brycicle. secks him with my hands. with my cheetos. He is my stars, my moon, my sunshine, and my kranki bible. i think his pee pe would be abt 5 inch , this is jsut an educated guess bcus hes wite."
I closed my diary and went to sleep with cheetos crunching under my pillow everytime I moved.
I woke up to the kranki theme song. As soon as I got up, I did my daily ritual. I grabbed a picture of Leafy, Kranki, and a picture of Brycicle peeing that I took with cheerios surrounding it. I had snapped the photo a few days before when I snook into the boys bathroom. Unfortunately, you can't see his pee pee. I poured the famous Chia drink upon the cheerios.
I stood up and turned on Side to Side by Ariana Grande.
I thrusted my hips to the pictures and thrusted so hard the pictures fell. I dabbed and threw my fists everywhere. I kicked up and got LIT. and SHOOK. Until I realized that I had kicked Brycicles photo. I checked to make sure it wasn't broken, but it was. I panicked and tried to thrust some more to fix it. My glasses fell off my face and I ripped my retainer out, asking the Kranki gods why they would do this to me. I even gave them the good succ! Triggered.
I knew it was Kranki Karma and I thrusted angrily. I grabbed a glass shard from the photo and summoned my bladder. I peed on it to make the Kranki Gods mad. I peed and peed everywhere.
I made sure to pee on the Kranki photos. I wrote in my diary this morning:
"Dear diedrri,
fuk u mr dad n mr chea! u suk big fat COKK! i lov pee pee"
I threw my diary and ran to school like Naruto.