NA (enter stage left): While Sorrel was sneaky snaking his way around the military, a very different story was happening on the other side.
*x-files music plays as he enters* SB (enter stage right, sit on ground, sigh deeply): This was just supposed to be a fun little trip, it wasn't supposed to end up like this.
SS (enter stage right, pat SB on back): Oh come on Deimos, it isn't that horrible. *x-files music stops*
SB (lay down, look up at SS): Really Juno? Really? We got here and immediately had guns pointed at our heads, we got separated from Aunt Matilda {you're welcome Jose}, and now, we're sitting here, possibly waiting to be experimented on! *sarcasm intensifies* But no, you're right. It's not that bad.
PB (watches from behind bush, muttering to self): Is this what they're trying to hide? It's not even that weird! *pouts in disappointment*
SS (rolls eyes): Stop being such a blackhole!
SB: Aww, but you know I'm really a.. *turns to audience, shoots finger guns*.. Star *baddumtiss*
SS (throws hands up in exasperation, exit stage right): Oh my god DEIMOS NO!
SB (staring off in distance, not paying attention to his surroundings)
PB (jumps over bush) *do a barrel roll plays*: BOO!
SB (screams like a girl): WHAT IN THE NAME OF ORION'S BELT
PB (giggling): Oh my god! You should have seen your face! Oh, that was gold!
SB (slowly backing away): You... Um... I'm gonna go now...
PB (following, circling like an excited puppy): What! No you gotta stick around! Are you what they're hiding? Where are you from? Are you an alien? What are yo-
SB: Look, I don't want any trouble. I would love to stay and chat but... I have to go find my sister... yeah... that's it...
PB (genuine confusion): What do you mean trouble? I'm not here to get you in trouble silly, I'm just here because I'm curious.
SB (tilts head): What's curious?
PB (exasperation): What do you MEAN what's curious??? It's the need for adventure, new things, exploration!
SB: That sounds intriguing. Can you teach me how to be... curious?
*megalovania starts to play* MP (from a distance): HEY! WHO ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA!
PB (grabs SB's arm): Come on! We gotta get out of here! *pulls SB off to stage left*
*end megalovania*
