The Rickest Escape

Ch 3: SuperJail

"hmm..." , Teach looked around the small park , eyeing the children who where happily playing
She and Morty had teleported
right behind some bushes
"Um...what are you looking at?", Morty questioned
" We need to get attention", Teach said without looking at Morty
"A- attention ?! I though we where going to go Rescue Rick !", Morty argued
Teach flinched a bit but was happy that the children and parents where still distracted
"Would you keep quiet !", Teach yelled/whispered
"Not until you tell me what's going on and I'm not shutting up until you do!", Morty yelled , raising his voice a little more
He was sick and Tired of Rick leaving him in the dark most of the time and he wasn't letting dome teen do the same
Teach was shocked but looked at Morty with a stern , angry glare
.....
" Hey kids " , Teach yelled as she carried the squirming Morty to the center of the park
" I sure hope your parents have taught you about the birds and the bees "
"Let go!!", Morty yelled as he tired to break free
All the kids and Parents looked at her with confusion
Teach smiled as she set Morty down
"Then let's start with the male parts shall we ". She announced
Before Morty could even comprehend what she had said, Teach had pulled his pants and underwear down
The kids and Parents screamed , all hell broke loose
Morty started to panic as he pulled his underwear and pants back up
"Don't worry kids there are bigger out there ", yelled Teach as the kids ran away which made the parents go and catch up to them
"W-w-what the hel!!", Morty yelled as he turned toward Teach
" I sure hope no one saw that, no one saw the pedophilia that had just occurred in this park by a MALE !", Teach yelled up in the air and waved her arms
Morty was about to ask what the hell was she doing when he felt something metallic grab his waist
Suffer was pulled up to the air
"MORTY!!", Teach turned around and grabbed on to Morty's leg before the robot took off flying
" Wh-whats going on!!", Morty asked and looked like he was going to hyperventilate
"Calm down Morty , this is jailbot and he is taking us to Super jail " , Teach explained
" Wha- but w-", Morty was so confused right now
" Jailbot doesn't appear unless a crime has been committed, and by a boy , of else it's ultra prison and no one wants that ", Teach explained
Morty was still so confused but he decided to let it be...mostly cause he didn't wanna know the answers
"We are almost there Morty , don't worry as long as you stick by me nothing bad will happen ", Teach assured
Oh yea, this will totally end badly

....
"Behold , Super jail !", Teach announced with her free hand
Morty looked forward and saw an island with a volcano
"It's...a volcano?", Morty asked
"Silly unimaginative Morty , that's only the outside "
Morty looked down at her and was about to ask what she was talking about when suddenly the volcano opened a small hole and they proceeded to enter
Inside... Was unspeakable
There was chaos ,blood,violence and randomness everywhere he looked
Why did they come here ?!
" Alright Morty here is our stop ", Teach said as she pulled out some Rope from a small pocket and lassoed it to a antenna ,she held the rope between her teeth as she then grabbed something else from her pocket and it looked like a tazzor , she held it so it made contact with jailbot and immediately jailbot released Morty
Teach had limited time to grab the rope with her hands and put the tazzor thing back in her pocket
Grabbing Morty by the foot they swung from the rope
Teach was loosing her grip on both Morty and the rope and Morty's screams weren't helping
Teach tried to balance for the impact but she just wasn't ready
THUD
Morty and Teach hit the glass hard,
Teach's vision was a bit dazed but she recognized the figure from inside
" Teach !", He yelled with excitement as he ran straight towards the glass
"Hey Warden ,sorry to swing by on such short notice ", Teach said weakly
Morty just groaned as he soon lost conscious
...
" So sorry to interrupt your work Warden I know your extremely busy -"
"Not at all dear , I missed you company to be honest "
Morty groaned
He got up and held his head
He looked around the yellow room
"Morty"
Morty immediately turned towards the voice
In the corner of the room was a desk, Teach was seated in a chair from one side and a strange Man sat in a larger chair on the other side, behind them was a giant glass window
Oh...now he remembered what happened
" Right you never told me about this boy", Warden said with a smile, which showed his gap tooth
Morty walked towards Teach and stood a bit close to her
"He is Morty , he's helping me with a mission...which is kinda why I came", Teach admitted
Warden gasped
"So it wasn't just to see me?", He asked with puppy dog eyes
Teach chuckled
" Sorry Warden, I know I should visit you more but it's not like it's easy "
Warden scoffed
"Please like that has ever stopped you"
, Warden waved a hand in the air as a gesture
"U...um excuse me but who are you? What is this place?", Morty asked
"Of coarse my manners , I'm the Warden and this is my Super jail ", Warden announced as he gestured the window
"So...that torture to humanity out there is your doing?!", Morty asked, shocked
" Yea isn't it great ?!", Warden asked with excitement
"No it-", Morty was interrupted by Teach putting her hands over his mouth
"So Warden....back to what I came for "

Warden gasped melodramatically

" Teach how rude, fist you come barging in like you own the place just to ask for a favor ?", he said as he crossed his arms and scoffed

Teach sighed , she had a lot of patience but it was wearing out

"So why do we need his help anyways ?", Morty asked

"He runs the best know jail known to man, including any others in the universe or galaxies including the galactic federations prison "

"As much as I love the way you brag about me I simply cannot allow myself to be a doormat", Warden said as he turned himself into a doormats with a face

Marty stumbled back

"How?! "

"Superjail was created for him to control, it's a part of him , basically he has powers here ", Teach explained

Warden turned back to normal and huffed while turning to face the other way

"Come one Warden, look I promise I'll try to visit more often but I also gotta keep history afloat ", Teach explained

"That's no excuse to not visit me unless you have a problem, whatever happened to just sitting down and drinking some tea?"

Warden made a table appear and some Tea

Teach was holding a cup that popped into her hand

"Warden please this is important ", Teach begged a bit

"I'm being important too !", Warden argued , not really making sense

"What's all the commotion?!"

Everyone turned to the door to see Alice

Morty hid behind teach

"W-what is that?", He asked frantically

"ALice ", Teach said forcing a smile ,"It's so good to see you"

"Too bad I can't say the same about you ", Alice said as she walked towards warden

"One of the cell blocks has a illness going around ", Alice explained and warden pretended to listen

"Teach what will this guy give us?", Morty asked

"Warden can find his way into any prison within minutes, the only problem is that he takes the whole judicial deal to the extreme , kinda why he built this place ", Teach explained

"So he can give use something that can help us break out Rick from jail ?", Morty asked

Teach nodded

"Well as much as I love to argue with you duty calls, so feel free to do whatever  ", Warden waved a lazy goodbye as he followed Alice
Teach smiled and waved back
Once Warden left she looked at Morty 
"Ready for a tour ?", she asked