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Random ish #1

So tell me why niggah be all like "oh hey shawty"... Niggah I am 6'2. The fuck u callin me shawty fha. I'm practically 5 inches over yo ass 😜

Random ish #2

What if you went out with five guy from different states at the same time and they all knew each other😜

Random ish#3

What if you had a football sized dick 😜

Random ish#4

Why didn't ABC want EFG?

Because it didn't have the D😜

Random ish#5

What if a mans dick could talk😜

Random ish#6

You was sexy as fuck until you actually turned around and I saw your face😜

Random ish#7

What if yo pussy was to stomach and you stomach was yo pussy. Lolx that ish would be weird😜

Random ish#8

I figured out that sleeping without clothes is super comfortable😜

Random ish#9

What if yo ass was yo face. That ish would be a "head-ass"😜

Random ish#10

Tell me why when you see a fine guy across the room then when he get closer he ugly then a bitch😜

Random ish#11

Tell me why all the fine niggahs gay?😜

Random ish#12

Niggah be like chillin with the babe know'n damn well sure you text a random ass niggah that don't even know u😜

Random ish#13

Tell me why you know you in trouble when you hear your full name😜

Random ish#14

Why don't tall people have big asses?😜

Random ish#15

You was sexy as hell until you smiled, and I saw that big ass gap between yo 2 front teeth😜