Me: can somebody bring me paper towels back from Walmart???
Swazz: 6 rolls of sparkle paper towels coming right up
Me: tf is sparkle boi is all about that bounty
Gilinsky: charmin is the best tf u talkin about
Hayes: charmin is a fuckin toilet paper brand u dumbass
Gilinsky:
Nate: get that viva shit Boi
Me: get that stfu and get the fucking bounty
Tez: but Scott is the most durable
Me: durable my ass no one asked u lil nasty bitch w yo Scott cracker towels
Johnson: y don't u just get the Walmart brand
Tez: tf do I look like peasant
Me: ^
Gilinsky: j we can't be friends
Nate: I'm a baller I don't use ~Walmart brand~
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