Love Is Deadly With You (jeff The Killer Love Story)

Lucky Charms

I couldn't move I was to stunned as he continued to kiss my neck. I then got a idea and kicked him in the balls. He dropped to the floor in pain and holding his crotch. This was my chance I went for the for door but before I could offenderman grabbed my foot. I tripped and fell. Landing on my face >.< I ended up hitting my head and blacking out...

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I woke up on the couch. I was snuggled up in a warm comforter and pil- wait a second this pillow breathes!!!!???? I looked down to see a shirtless jeff sleeping... I think. I looked up and it looked like he was staring down at me. It was a little creepy and I screamed falling on the floor. Just then jeff woke up screaming. And then he fell on the floor. We both looked at each other and screamed. Just then BEN came out screaming holding a green bunny slipper and screaming, so all three of us were screaming. BEN and I stopped screaming... Then a minute later jeff stopped. We were just starting at him like 'da fuq' so he gave us a look like 'da fuq you looking at' this went on til sally walked in and screamed

Sally: SLENDY, JEFF AND BEN ARE MAKING THOSE FACES AGAIN.. AND THEY GOT DANIELLA DOING OUT!!

Slendy: -.-

Me: 'da fuq'

Jeff: *.*

Me: how did I get down here ?.?

Slendy, sally, and BEN: -looks at jeff-

Jeff: hehe.... ^-^

Me: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

$lendy: (A/N: you like what i did with his name...no?....ok D:) WHAT!

Me: o-o-offenderman h-hurt -m-m-me

Slendy: -sigh- I know... He is now with...zalgo..

Jeff, BEN, sally, and me: O_o HOLY SHIT!! HOW COULD YOU!!

Me: dang slender... Yah he hurt me but ZALGO WTF IS YOUR MALFUNCTION...!!!!

Jeff, and ben: -still O_o

Slendy: uhmmmmm.....

Jeff: he likes you ;)

slendy: uhmmm... -sees cheeks.turn red-hot

me: -smirks and walks to him seductively-

slenndy: *.* ...... +.+

me: -sstarts busting up laughing when slenderman gets up awkwardly and runs to his room hiding-

Me: ok I have to important questions.

BEN and jeff: what??

Me: 1).... WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH ME...

jeff: welllll... I rescued you from offenderman... Then I brought you down here to let you sleep then you literally pulled me down and I COULDN'T FUCKING MOVE.... that why...

Me: okkkk.... 2) BEN YOU HAVE A  FUCKING SWORD BUT FOR DEFENSE YOU A BROUGHT A FUCKING GREEN BUNNY SLIPPER!!!.....

BEN:..... -speechless mofo- °.°

Jeff: .....you just got served...

Me: I want lucky charms....

Jeff: we dont have any...

Me: *.* WTF!!! WTF WTF WTF.... HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE LUCKY CH-

-Ticci toby walks in-

Me: hey ticci....

Ticci: do -twitch- knoe -twitch- you -twitch-

Me: nope... -pops the 'p'-

Ticci: ok -walks slowly away...-

Me: thats right just walk away... Wait a second you look suspicious... YOU ATE THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! -starts chasing ticci-

BEN and jeff: ¤.¤

(hope you liked... If you didn't  who. gives. A. Living. Fuck!! Not me... That is a lie... Nevermind...)

- jeffs girl <666