Because, Because, Because (FemNaruSasu)

Chapter Two// Neji's Hair

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He had only been there for a few hours. And in that time, he had made a whole new group of friends. They were crazy, loud, giggly, and somehow even more insane than his brother. And that's a whole new level of insane.

After an hour had passed after he met the girls, the guys had arrived into the picture, welcoming him in friendly.

There was Choji. He was a chubby boy, but he was very friendly. Whenever Sasuke would turn his head his way, he would be caught with a bag of chips in his grip.

Then there was Shikamaru. He was the lazy ass of the group. Though, Sasuke could tell he was extremely smart. Smart and lazy? Not a good combination.

Then Tenten. She was more into martial arts and weaponry than anything else. She was great friends with Neji and Rock lee, it was as if they were more like a trio.

Then there was Kiba and his dog akamaru. Thought it was obvious he was human, he behaved more like a dog. Sasuke had even witnessed Hinata scratch him behind the ear and he would slightly shake his leg.

There was Neji. He reminded Sasuke of himself, so you could imagine how well these two got along. He was arrogant, but he was smart at the same time.

Oh, and then Sai. He was quiet, that was for sure. But the times he did speak, it would probably make someone think twice about suicide.

He had no problem sharing his thoughts and honestly didn't give a damn how you felt about it.

And then there was Rock Lee, or what Naruto liked to refer to him as, Bushy brow. Sasuke could see where the funny nickname originated from.

By far, rock lee had the biggest and bushiest eyebrows he had ever seen. And the way he went on and on about the power of youth was quite annoying.

And how could he forget about Temari and her brothers. Temari kept to herself mostly, but she opened up around the guys better than she did the girls.

Her brothers were quiet, a dark and scary quiet. But he couldn't help but to laugh at one of them wearing so much makeup and the other wearing guy-liner.

"Sasuke," Naruto called.

His attention had turned over to the blonde yet again, to be met with her huge grin she had plastered over her face. "Yes?"

"You wanna play a game with us?"

"Sure," He nodded as he followed her to a table where the group had sat. It was large and it had enough seats for everyone to be seated.

"Alright, so this is how the game will work," Ino pronounced in front of the group. "I like to call it Honest or Not." Ino says.

Ino then pulls out a piece of paper and splits it into three, and begins writing down a word on each of them. "Ok, so here's how it works," She said.

"These three cards have words on them, Two of them have the word honest and one has the word, not. Place the cards in front of three people at a time, one to each person of course, without anyone peeking. According to the card, they have to answer a question honestly or not," She says explaining the game further. "Everyone else's job is to figure out who isn't honest. If you're caught, you do a dare. If you're not caught, you choose who does the dare. Simple right?"

"So like a twisted way of truth or dare?" Shikamaru asks.

"Precisely my intelligent friend," Ino says turning the cards over and mixing them up. "Everyone's playing, no exceptions. And I'm picking the three unlucky souls who go first."

The three cards were placed in front of the three people in an instant; Temari, Sakura, and Sai. Everyone then looks away as the three picks up their card to see wether they have to answer the question truthfully or not. Then they place the card back down.

"Everyone ready?" Ino asks as the rest nod and murder yes's. "Ok let's start. Question number one goes to Sai: Why are you so brutally honest?"

He looked deep in thought for a moment. "I like telling the truth."

"Question Two, Temari: What are you scared of?"

"Hm...," She said, "Spiders."

"And question three, Sakura. If you could change any part of you what would it be?"

"My personality," She answered.

"Is everyone ready to guess who's not telling the truth?" Ino asked as the rest nodded.

"I think it's Sakura," Naruto blurted out first, grabbing everyone's attention.

"Hm... she could be onto something," Sasuke agreed.

"What, why?" Asked Sakura.

"Isn't it obvious? I think you want your boobs done..." She said causing everyone to rethink their decisions and huddle together to created a better one.

"Naruto's right..." Choji agreed.

"But she could be wrong.." Hinata countered.

"Or not.." Gaara cut in, taking a glance at Sakura.

Meanwhile, Sakura seemed genuinely hurt. She crossed her arms over her breast and turned a little away from the group, obviously embarrassed.

"Alright, we've come to a conclusion." Ino said, pointing to the person who they thought were lying. "Sai! You are the liar!"

Sai smiled, "I am."

Ino cheered loudly, as she tried to figure out what dare to make him do. That is until Sai had finished his sentence, "Not." He said as he began trying to figure out who he would dare.

"Neji," He decided. "You have the longest and most beautiful hair I've ever seen. It would be a shame if someone was dared cut it.."

"You wouldn't.."

"I think we both know, I would." His smile had reverted to a smirk.

Tenten and rock lee held Neji back as he was just about to launch himself across the table and tackle Sai.

"But I won't," Sai said. "For now, how about let's redecorate it. Braids? I think this is one for the girls.."

Oh Kami, Neji thought while smiling, kill me now.