"How?" Andrea asked. "I was joking when I said Dalton would be good for you. He is the douchiest douche to ever douche."
"A sentence I thought I would never hear," whispered Logan.
It had been 5 seconds since I broke the news that I was definitely crushing on Dalton to Teana, Andrea and Logan and all of them were in a frenzy. Teana was jumping around because she could finally set me up with someone, Andrea was shouting at me for having the worst choice ever (which I completely agreed with) and Logan was threatening to tell Dalton because he was his classmate.
"Logan, honey, if you say even one word to Dalton, I swear to god I'll make sure the whole school knows about you and Bailey!" I shouted. It was very beneficial knowing about his neighbour who he said he was secretly dating. I can use that against him whenever I want. It shut him up instantly.
"And Andy (A/N - THIS IS A NICKNAME FOR ANDREA) let me explain please," I continued.
I called for Teana to come back and sit with us so I could explain. She barely heard me over the romantic Maroon 5 lyrics she was belting out.
"She will be loved by Dalton!" She screamed before coming back and sitting with us.
"So" I started my what would end up being a half an hour long lecture, "A new guy coming into a school is a trap. A trap that eventually every girl in the grade falls into. Even bisexuals like me. It just so happened that I postponed the falling. I even condemned it for like 2 weeks. But the trap was a Titan and I was Levi. It just happened. And don't you tell me neither of you liked him at some point in time. Even for a milisecond!"
"We didn't!" they chorused. Logan was just nodding along.
"I'm still telling him", Logan mumbled with his villianesque smirk.
"Do what you want Everson, Zarlton will be a thing," Teana whispered, holding Logan's face in between her dark, long nails. I mean I love Teana but Dark Teana is not my cup of tea.
Taking the words out of my mouth Andrea says, "Logan meet Dark Teana. Dark Teana, Logan."
Poor Logan. His face looks as terrified as mine. If not more.
"So............ is Mission Zarlton on?" Teana asked. The bubbliness and happiness was back on her face. Finally.
"Mission Zarlton is on baby," Andrea screamed. Wait, Andrea understood? Damn, I must be a magician. She rarely understands anything. I'll give her the benefit of doubt.
I chime in (A/N - WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR NO. im sorry i had to) "Guys I appreciate the concern and tangible enthusiasm but you've got to drop that fucking ship name. It is so bad."
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