Stupid thoughts and words Feat. Jenna

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Italics mean thoughts.
Regular means I actually said it. Out loud.

"How does one eat a hamburger?"
Situation: I was at McDonald's and I grabbed a fork and knife and was sitting there with the burger on my wrapper and was really confused because I felt like something wasn't right and I asked my friend and they looked at me with such disappointment.

"Can fish drown?"
Situation: I was sitting at home doing math homework and I just stopped and asked myself this.

"I want to table."
Situation: I wanted to eat breakfast.

"Good evening."
Situation: this one doesn't sound bad but it is. Someone sneezed and I literally said that.

"Bless you."
Situation: I meant hello. I texted someone "bless you" cause my brother sneezed.

"Why don't we have lead poisoning it's in all our pencils!"
Situation: I was sitting and doing my homework and all of a sudden for whatever reason I thought pencils were made out of lead and was panicking.

"Why do paper bags crinkle"
Situation: I was eating lunch and I suddenly just stopped and looked at my friends lunch bag and asked this. I got a look.