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a 'friendly visit' with the dursleys

Lilly knocked on the front door of Privet Drive confidently and put on a bright smile as the door opened. Sirius and James smiled evily and the trio lurked behind, lilly wearing a fake smile and Remus forcibly smiling with angry eyes.

Petunia Dursley screamed loudly as she opened the door and Vernon rushed in. "Your... One of them! The freak kind! Your dead! Were going mad!" Spluttered Vernon.
"Oh vernon! Get rid of them! Before the neighbours see!" Pleaded petunia.
"What a warm welcome tuney!" Laughed lilly.
"Get out of our door" spat Vernon venomously.
"Don't think so" smirked James as all wizards dissapeared. Petunia and vernon heard a yelp inside and they saw the wizards relaxing inside their living room
"James potter I'm sure you remember me" James smirked.
"You!" Growled petunia.
"You may of heard of me, i believe i was all over the news, Sirius Black" Sirius gave them a mocking bow.
"Mass murderer! You killed a whole street of perfectly normal people! You've come to kill us all!" Vernon howled as petunia gave a shriek.
"Get your facts straight dursley, i never killed a street of muggles, but i wouldn't mind killing you" Sirius tapped his chin thoughtfully.
"Remus lupin, friend of padfoot, prongs and flower" Remus smiled.
"Hermionie Granger, maybe harry said my name?"
"Your from that freak school" Vernon raged.
"Ronald weasly, Harry's other friend" Ron grinned.
"Get out of my sight" glared petunia.
"And of course, me, harry potter the boy under the stairs. Remember me?" Harry said.
"You freak! How dare you and your freakish friends come here" Vernon shouted.
"Ello big D, hows your bullying going on and whats my cupboard looking like nowadays?" Harry asked pleasently.

Vernon lunged at harry but harry stepped smoothly out of the way.

"Now where was I? Oh yes. I wanted to discuss how you treated my son for sixteen years" lilly said.
"He was treated perfectly! A roof and food!" Petunia shrieked.
Harry snorted indignantly.
"Hardly" Sirius growled.
"What do you mean, what do you know!?" Vernon roared.
"Oh, you know , watched his memories, talked a bit" James said causally. "Saw it all"

Vernon and petunia paled significantly.

"Lets have a chat about your punishments" Remus suggested.
"NO FOOD! A BELT! ABUSE! BEING SHUT IN A CUPBOARD FOR WEEKS" Sirius yelled, furious.
"What would you know, you idiotic freak"
"Oh i know more about abuse than your tiny brain could handle, believe me dursley" growled Sirius dangerously. James remembered looking through the two way mirror and seeing Orion black performing the crucio on Sirius and cutting his back open. Sirius was right, he knew a lot, had been through a lot.
"HE DESERVED IT, THE FREAK! TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US!" Vernon yelled.
"DONT YOU DARE CALL HARRY A FREAK DURSLEY!" spat James.
"He's weak though isn't he? He's afraid of his pillow" laughed dudley.
"Shut up you bloody idiot SHUT UP" Ron shouted at dudley.
"You don't know anything about harry, so i suggest you save your judgements" hermionie said.
"HES BLOODY UNGRATEFUL HE IS!" Vernon screeched.
"And what did i have to be grateful for? "Harry asked causally.
"A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD" petunia screamed.
"I suggest, you re-think your evaluation of what you gave harry" Remus suggested.
"We don't need to re-think" Vernon spluttered.
"Oh you very well do" growled lilly.
"HES AN UNGRATEFUL, IDIOTIC BRATTY FREAK" Vernon started but James and Sirius cut him of.
"Leviocorpus!" Sirius, James and Remus all yelled, pointing there wand at Vernon. Vernon was hung upside down from the ceiling. Petunia screamed.
"Enjoy it up there" smirked harry , Vernon threw a punch at harry but harry ducked, Vernon continued to aim but harry was much faster.
"DONT YOU DARE TRY AND HARM MY SON" lilly screamed.
"ILL DO WHAT I PLEASE HES A-"
"Silencio!" Lilly cried. Vernon's mouth moved wordlessly. "Much better" she sighed.
"Stop it you freak! You always have been! Don't touch him you-"
"Leviocorpus!" Sirius, James and Remuz yelled again. "DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY LILLYFLOWER SILENCIO!" Yelled James.

Harry performed a jelly leg jynx on dudley while Ron gave Dudley a nice pair of pig ears and a pig tail. Hermionie added a quick silencing charm. The trio smiled in satisfaction.

"All done" Sirius smiled pleasantly. Observing their work.
"Allrighty then, hogsmead?" James asked.
"Hogsmead" harry nodded.

The wizards apparated away from the scene leaving Vernon and petunia hanging from the ceiling, both silenced and a crying dudley with a pigs ears and tail and with a silencing charm on him.