Tips for new old Magcon fans

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by boujeejacks

by boujeejacks

Gnash Dear:
He's got really unattractive dull brown eyes and very yellow teeth. He spends most of his time alone in his room and HATES the Internet and ALL social media, he's also 5'2 and lives with his mom.
Mandarin Texas:
He's very fat and pale. He hates acting and making people smile, he also has ten cats and a younger brother named Sam.
Matchew Espinosaur:
He HATES dinosaur impressions for the life of him and has never done any physical activities, he hates water and doesn't know how to swim. He also has a very unfriendly rabbit named Brandi.
Cartah Records:
He is a goth and wears ALL black, he also hates his mom with a burning passion and just broke up with Teala Dunn, he is also the most shady of the group, he's also OBSESSED with guy liner because he thinks it makes him bad ass.
Jake Jolinsky(😏):
He absolutely can not stand Jake Jackson or Madison Beer and has horrible eyebrows. He is also naturally blonde and can't stand singing.
Jake Jackson:
CAN NOT RAP FOR THE LIFE OF HIM! He has black hair with dark brown eyes, he can't stand Jake Jolinsky and is 7'4, he also has 15 older sisters and 5 younger brothers.
Erin Cantaloupe:
He is the most popular of the group with an astonishing 15 followers on social media! He has bright blue eyes and is a natural redheads with tons of freckles he also has an older sister names Bon Qui Qui.
Shawna Mendosa: He's not the life of the party. He is probably the worst singer you will ever hear in your entire life. He hates animals and his fans, he once said in an interview that he will NEVER do a duet with Astrid. He has a younger brother named Austin and thinks lazy eyes are the most unattractive feature in a person.
Shaylor(😏) Cariff:
He's NOT a party animal at all. He hates cars especially Lamberhgini's and drives a red mini van. He's probably the most humble in the group though and he would NEVER be seen in public wearing tie dye or *shudder* bandana's.
Haas Dear:
He's Gnash's older brother, he's very inactive and hates football. He lives with his mom as well and has the same eyes as Gnash but even duller!
Btw Magcon stands for My Annoying Gross Crazy Obnoxious Nigs
A/N: Pls don't take this seriously it's just meant to be funny😌😘♥️