Hetalia Yaoi, Yuri and straight ships

Dennor

Ship it all, I'm basically just screaming otp at all the pictures XD. I still have homework to do -_- bloody school full of homophobic gits. Anyway DENNORTIME  ...........................................

Mathias pov:

I was hanging out with Al and Gil in the strip club because somehow Gil managed to persuade us. I figured why not as I had nothing else to do.

I sat on a sofa with them until a waiter came around to serve us. She hardly wore anything to cover her privates. She had a thin lace bra and booty shorts.

Al and Gil seemed interested but for me I wasn't into females. Al is bi and Gil is pans, unlike them I was gay, extremely gay.

Of course I didn't tell anyone except them two as they are my best friends since nursery. Gil is "prussian", Al is American and I am Danish but for some reason all of our parents decided to move to England (A/N 'cause I live here mate XD).

England is a great place and all but its just really cold and tends to rain, but not everyday. A announcement was made that Bond was about to perform.

I knew the name was supposed to be James Bond and found the name cheesy but dealt with it because Gil was literally dragging us to our seats.

We managed to get front row seats causing others to glare at us but oh well. The lights dimmed and the closed curtains  slowly opened allowing a blond haired male with green eyes and extremely bushy eyebrows that somehow complimented his appearance.

He was hot and all but he didn't really seem to make me head over heels unlike my companion who was observing every spec of the man extremely interested and excited.

Honestly many people had the same expression as him but it seemed Gil liked but not loved, instead he would just like to observe all before choosing who was getting "lucky".

The male waved his hips side to side like an expert (A/N if only  could see that bootyiful display T^T).

He began dancing on the pole gaining all of Als attention, even down below. I can't wait to cuss him about it later.

I wasn't really paying attention as I was not interested, Gil seemed impressed but not as excited as some( A/N *cough* Al *cough*).

He bent down and whispered something in Als ear making him extremely happy while Gil and I had a suspicion we knew what "Bond" had said.

(A/N Bond was not my idea btw I just really liked arthur to be called bond and because they are all in england I felt english something wouldn't work.)

When bond had completed his act he left the stage. As soon as he was out of sight we congratulated Al on his catch making him blush.

Aww little Alfie has a crush on sexy stripper, best story ever right there. Canadian cutie came on after Bond left.

He had blonde hair to his shoulders and a curl rested upon his head. He had purple eyes and clothes to tease the audience which clearly had an affect on Gil who looked like he had been hit with cupid's arrow.

For quite an innocent looking guy he sure knew how to pole dance. I was a tad shocked but you can't judge a book by it's cover, especially ones in a gay strip club.

He winked at Gil making the albino look like he was over the moon causing Al and I to chuckle at his expression.

After that a few other people came one but I had no interest in them, It seemed I was the only one out of us who wasn't getting laid tonight, that was until Norwegian night appeared to steal my heart away.

He had light blond hair with some of it being held back by a clip in the shape of a cross and a curl that seemed like it was floating midair.

He had fishnet stockings, High heel boots and had a few of his buttons undone just to be a tease causing my down below to get excited.

I swear he glanced at me, I was too busy to notice Al and Gil exchanging glances and smirking, honestly I couldn't care less.

I watched him grab ahold of the poll and lift himself up and wrapped his delicate legs around the poll and leaned backwards to wrap his thin arms around it.

He the released his legs from the poll and brought them back towards the earth make it look like he was bending down giving me an excellent view of his rear end causing a near explosion in my jeans which wouldn't be very pleasant. 

He then leaned on the poll and posed sexually make me even closer causing me to curse under my breath.

Damn him and his sexy self it was like I was in a trace, an excellent yet troublesome one that no matter how hard I tried I'd never be able to escape (A/N Basically hetalia XD).

Thankfully yet sadly the performance was over. He walked round to get his money before stopping right in front of me.

"Hmm" he said after scanning my body causing me to feel a tad embarrassed.
"I'll allow you too get more then just a dance, if you pay me as much as I ask for" he stated before walking around to collect the rest.

"Stick around to earn your prize" he waved while facing the opposite direction.
.....................................................Bonjour ma hetalia yaoi lovers, I was wondering if I should show all of there nights or just Dennor ? and if it's all three then shall they be in separate chapters or all in one? Please comment and vote. Byeeeee my amazing hetalia children happy shipping mate