P: picking out outfits with mason...what are u wearing today, nori?
P: nori...?
North: I'm sorry, but I just can't keep up this matching charade, P. I'm trying to set a STANDARD for style.
P: But we're BFFs!
North: I like to think that Blue Ivy is my TRUE BFF. Or maybe Riley Curry. But you're definitely top 13.
P: ...Cause we're more like sisters than friends? is that what u meant?
North: Just to be clear: Blue is my BFF.
P: 😩 😩 😩 😩 But u don't even get invited to her playdates with Apple???
North: GIRL, you've tested my patience. Don't test my kindness too.
P: CRYING
North: LOL. Penelope, please don't make me laugh like that!
P: 😁 😁 😁
North: Okay, so we ARE family, or something like it. (I mean you're not ACTUALLY a WEST).
North: Happy to intro you to Olivier Rousteing if you promise to never wear things like this again in my presence.
P: ... U know that wasn't my idea.
North: You never see me with Kris for a REASON.
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