JOkerman (Batman X Joker)

*Joker's POV*

where am I?
I look around and I'm in a darkened room with one light beaming down. On me.
All I can hear are pitter-patter of mice scattering around the edges of the room and foot steps. A darkened figure is stood in front of me avoiding the light but I cant really think of who it could be.....then he stood into the light. My heart stopped.

"so Joker, this week you've robbed 2 banks, burnt down 4 buildings, tortured 8 innocent people and impersonated a nurse"
He's looking at me confused at the last part.
He got up close to me, staring me in the eyes. He has amazing brown eyes......Orgasmic eyes

"what have you go to say for yourself?"
I cant take my eyes off him and our eyes are locked on each other......What's happening? I've never felt like this before
I try to hide the fact I'm blushing ever slightly

"HEY! I look good as a nurse" I said defensively

Basty let out a little chuckle and I give him a wink and slip a piece of paper in his pocket when he's not looking.

A/N: Sorry that i havent posted in ages i've had writers block and I've been busy........also, Im sorry if its a bit shit

*BATMAN'S POV*

I cant help it...I'm in love with this man but i mustn't show it! He's a criminal mastermind and I'm  Batman
He's most probably straight and he thinks I am too

I knew as soon as the trouble started that it was him and i rushed to interrogate him, he's cute under pressure 

"so Joker, this week you've robbed 2 banks, burnt down 4 buildings, tortured 8 innocent people and impersonated a nurse"  I almost let out an innocent moan of the fact of him cosplaying a nurse

"what have you got to say for yourself?"

He blushed a little ....it was so adorable awwwhh

"HEY! I look good as a nurse"

I cant help but laugh, If only i was there to see it xD

i could feel him slip something into my pocket but i didn't mention anything..wouldn't want more bullshit today y'know but oh well