Moetale! (An Undertale AU)

Down The Neko Hole

I sighed as I plummeted down to my death. I sighed not because seemed I was about to die, because I mean, come on? Who doesn't want to die in this day and age?

But, because I was probably gonna survive. Cause that's how things work nowadays, you dig? The protagonist always survives.

Sadly.

I grunted as I hit the ground. And I somehow had no injuries. God dammit, how am I supposed to be a well balanced character if I can't even get hurt.

Wait wait wait, I know what you're going to say.

"But the flowers broke your fall!"

No. That's bullshit. I climbed to the top of a fucking mountain, jumped down a hole, fell down two times the mountains size, and you expect a couple of flowers to break my fall?

Yes. You do. Because you, my dear friend, are an idiot.

I stood up and sighed. I was covered in pink petals. And, I was surrounded by cherry blossom trees. And I had fallen on a pile of pink petals that must of fallen from the trees. Not to mention, there were cherry blossom petals being blown in the wind.

Oh for God's sake. There isn't even any wind down here.

I sighed and began to walk down the only path.

And, what I saw next, was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.