when the newly brought together family got back home to harper and alexs cleveland loft,they switched on the news.footage of what went down at the stadium was leaked by a new terrorist group called The Whities.they wanted justice for zeke and to abolish the indians.everyone in the room was DisGuStEd.after a few gasps and grrs a knock was heard.alex got up and brought a bat to the front door.harper exclaimed "wtf were just out here in cle trynna live our lives."
the house flooded with angry white people.all of the classics were there.alex started swinging the bat around clockin all the terrorists.harper head the noises from the hallway and went to help fight em off.alex haper and mike knocked down all 69 whities after a full hour.deadness and silence filled the room until..one,still weak, raised its hand to surrender and said one last sentence.
"ok fine cle is the best but i was jealous of your fame.take off my mask.and lielas too.good bye"
mask?? but that was just a whitie named luarin.
napoli, disgusted,peeled of the mask.
"ITS BRYCE MY BABY DADDY????!??!?!/1//1?!?!?!" harper screamed.shook by the turn of events alex ripped of lielas mask and it was the taco mom.enraged,alex grrrrred."of course mom escaped from prison, she wanted revenge for putting her in jail and the rest of our family being dead.and harper,baby daddy??"
harper sighed and explained to alex and mike that she has been impregnated by a fucking baseball ghoul. alls alex could say its "A FUCKING CLANKING GHOST HARPER REALLY???thats hot as hellllll."
mike went to the guest bed room and went to bed while harper finally destroyed alexs pussy one last time.blood was all over the house the next mornin from all the battered bodies and alexs vgay.she died... alex was demolished and everyone was pleasantly shook.
napoli,harper,and the newly ghost alex chuckled and cleaned up all the mice (the terrorist haters) in their kitchen,watched ratatouille, then headed off for baseball practice wit pee wee.
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Best Friends Do Play Baseball!
ChickLitAlex and Harper are at it again! Stay tuned to see what weird ass shit happens! (I'm nine)