John's fists closed around the bar of the window till his knuckles turned red and flushed. "Hey, man!" Murmured Lafayette in a concerned voice. "Try not to kill the window k my freckled turtle?" "YOU CANT KILL A WINDOW BUT I FOR REAL COULD KILL THAT GIRL MY LORD GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF HIM HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!?!?!?-I-I mean nice day isn't it?" Lafayette smiled knowingly at the ground. "Jhon... is this about the Caribbean transfer, Hamilton? Is he-oh isn't that him? And he's with...the Schuyler sisters?
Hamilton: "A-are you sure? What if he doesn't like me? I bet he's not even gay! I bet he's straight, and he just thinks of me as a friend! And I winked at him! Ugh! So embarrassing!!!! How did you convince me into this! I'm going home! I can't just throw away my shot with this guy, I have to make sure he likes me before I go see him, AT HIS APARTMENT!" Hamilton sighed. "I'm going home. Thanks for your helps girls...but I've got a lot homework to do...or something like that." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Where do you think you're going? We've already gone over this! This is what you're going to say, You, Alexander needed help studying, so you go to Lafayette, 'cause you heard he lived here. And oh! A cute freckle boy? Oops! I tripped! And onto Laurens! No me diga! And then you make out and get married!" Said Peggy very eccentrically. "Umm, Peggy I'm not sure we're just going to jump into that like this...this stage is just to set up a "date" or get to know you session between Hammy and Laurens." Angelica said very skeptically. Eliza:"But we all agree this is a very good move on your relationship and out skills so yeah! Let's go!"Eliza shoved him through the brick threshold away from safety of the sidewalk and into Jhon and Laf's apartment buukding. "Wait...skills? I thought you were just helping me! Not developing some skills! Hey! Get back here!"protested Hamilton hopelessly.
"Ugh! See! They're totally flirting!" Laurens moaned into his arms. "I've got no chance with him! I bet he likes that Eliza one, she's so popular and pretty! Ugh It's just hopeless..." "Hey Jhon my man, it's ok! They're totally not flirting! Actually I bet they're here to see you!" Lafayette patted John's back half awkwardly. He shook him off. "Yeah right...I bet they're just on a date and the two other girls are third wheeling...hdang I wish I was his date instead of her..." "HA! Is TLar actually jelly! Now this is something for the history books! You know, history has its eyes on you. Look, it'll be okay. How about we try to get his number tomarrow? Me and Hercules will be your professional relation ship adviser! Now all we need is a ship name..." "UGH! You crazy shippers! Just go away, get me some jello and go back to reading trashy Hamilton fanfics! Geez, French fanboys are the worst!"
