"Mom why the fuck are you dressed as a pirate!?" I exclaim
"Yeah mom?" Emma interjects
I give her a 'what the hell' look and she just smiles innocently at me
"Language Regina Mills!" My mom exclaims "and I'll have you know I'm not a dumb pirate I'm a captain"
Emma snorts and I glare at her
"Something funny miss Swan?"
She bites her lip trying to hide a smile
"No ma'am" she mumbles
"Again dat's kinky"
"Okay everyone let my mom tell her story" Emma says calmly and I slap her arm
"Do not support my mother in her craziness and if you want kisses you shut up" I mutter
"My mouth is shut" she stutters quickly
"AWWW THE SWANQUEEN FEELS THE FEELS" My mother exclaims and I groan
"Mother please tell us why you're dressed like a captain" I say calmly
"Well I saw potential danger to my ship" my mother says looking at Killian and Robin with daggers in her eyes "and as the captain of the SwanQueen ship I had to save my babies"
Killian jumps up
"Excuse me? I am the captain of the SwanQueen ship"
My mother huffs
"I am" she says proudly
"No me"
"No me you wear way too much eyeliner" she says with a grin
"At least I'm not old" Killian huffs
My mother's eyes widen
I groan
Shit just got real
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The Mindreader's Girlfriend
RomantikA sequel to 'The Mindreader, Emma Swan' This will be Regina's POV ;)
