how to be zoey in a few steps
(stolen from carissa)
-constantly cry
-read lots of books
-constantly watch the same shows on netflix
-only talk to a few ppl
-ignore most ppls texts but cry when they don't answers urs
-make lots of jokes abt suicide and only realize ur not joking later on
-don't eat too much food
-listen to the same dodie songs over and over again
-stalk ppl from school on social media
-have heavy anxiety
-constantly question ur sexuality
-make drama
-get rlly jealous at ur friends
-love ur cat more than life itself
-spam snapchat
-wear the same outfit two days in a row
-complain a lot
-have like $80 cash but always forget abt it and joke abt being poor
-jump at small things
-fear of everything
-half ur pictures r aesthetics and funny tumblr posts
-be always salty
-harambe jokes
-daddy issues
-when stressed lock urself in ur bathroom and stare at the toilet
-have college reading level but barely ever use it
- C-A average grade
-post song lyrics over ur selfies
-always try to be aesthetic
-never clean ur room
-trip on everything
-melanie martinez, lily allen, dodie clark
-triggered!1!1!
-get mad at ur friends and b salty and ignore them then later on question why they don't like u anymore
-sick of losing soulmates and 6/10 on repeat constantly
-cry a lot
-have like 10+ crushes at once for 10 yrs then have periods where u don't have any attraction to anybody for years
-write a lot of poetry
and yes in case u ever wanted to be a hoe there's the steps
