The Adventure Time game for my Xbox 360 was just delivered to the door by the postman. As soon as I heard the door bell ring I came storming out of my bedroom, down the long stairs and then flung open the front door bursting with excitement.
I rudely grab the surprisingly large box off the postman and scream at the top of my lungs, " oh thank you, thank- you, THANK YOU!" Then slam the door in his face. He stood at the door gobsmacked by my rudeness for at least 10 seconds before realising that I hadn't paid.
He rung the doorbell again; I dragged myself back out of my room to open the door as he put his hand out signalling for money but since I have such a thick brain I simply say, "bro of course you can have a high five!" I chuckled slapping his hand. Once again I slammed the door in his face and walked away like nothing ever happened.
I watched him through the window as he slowly turned away from my door and into his cherry red van. In my head I thought 'Did I just get this for free?' while the other part of me thought 'yes, yes you did'"Awesome..."