STRAIGHT OUTTA SHARADA

Episode one

    FREESTYLE SATURDAY

On a very boring Saturday morning, breezy was at home doing nothing.... Moh was chatting and zeez listening to music...boyi and lapwince on their way to breezy's crib.....

Yooo breezy how far....mehn am bored as f**k and got no option than to leave the house for those my crazy siblings said lapwince. Mehn same here i was even thinking of something to do to quench this boredomness but I really can't come up with anything,called my girlfriend and she said she can't come over that her aunt just gave birth that she have to go stay with her at home answered breezy. Boyi walked in and shouted my duddies wetin dey sup??? Oboy today bored die...where moh dey sef..... So lapwince brought out his phone and dialed moh's number..... Ring Ring Ring.... Moh: how fa... Lapwince :i dey.... Where you dey??... Moh: i dey house.... Lapwince :come breezy room.... Moh:oya na....

5mins later moh met zeez on his way to breezy's crib

Where you dey since mumc dey look for u..... Zeez: i commot... Moh:since early morning dudeeee.

Moh: ah ahhhnnn una no tell me say na full squad dey here o

Lapwince : yawwwa thank God say u bring yur speaker... We wan freestyle so far everybody and everything boring die

Breezy: Lol... How this dude take know wetin i dey think of... Oyaaaa put instrumental make i burst mic small dama its been a while i spit lines

Moh: dude mic kuma???.... Where mic here nigahhh

Boyi: Lol.... E tire me o

Zeez: oya freestyling things

Moh played panda's instrumental and made few intro before breezy came first on the beat.....

Breezy: cool breezy white lion (freestyled with dope bars)

Moh: yeah yeah yeah that's a dope one from the white lion.... Yeah mike come give this mic hell.....

Boyi :(freestyled)

Moh: yeahhhhhh that's wats up bro that's wats up.... Lapwince lets feel u on this one ....teaaahhhh

Lapwince : that edo cracked up niggah lapwincwee(spit dope lines)

Moh:.my man zeez get on this too let's hear u

Zeez: yeah.... Yeah.... Uhmm..... Yeah... Ummm... Yeaaa.... make i just pity the beat

Moh: hahahaha... Nothing like that dude... U no sabi anything

Breezy: Lmfao....

Boyi :hahahahaha

Lapwince : Rotfl...... Lol....

Zeez: if i rap now none of una fit sit down here... So make i just pity una... Lol..

Moh: Lol.... Before nkor.... Yur rubbish lines go pursue us....

Oyiza walks in just waking up from sleep.... Looking at everybody one after the other....

Breezy: toor she don come.... Anty trouble

Moh: Lol.... She carry ummm.... She carry ummmm.... She too ummm..... I can't ummm..... Lmao....

Zeez: fat girl chuuukaaa.....

Oyiza: wait una know say una dey disturb abiiii??? No be say them sabi rap sef.... The time wey we dey rap where una dey

Moh: me wey get beats die....

Moh played omo alhaji by ycee instrumental then everybody started laffing....

Moh: oya make we hear miss oyiza burst mic....

Oyiza : maaaaaahhhhh..... If no be say mumc dey call me ehen una for see as person dey rap today...

Breezy and lapwince : hahahahahah..... Big fat lie... Mumc no call u anything...

Oyiza walked out of the room to her room and continue her lazy sleep....

Moh's phone rang and he answered the call.... Popc called him and zeez to come

Mike slept off in breezy's crib and lapwince left for home by then its almost past 1PM.....

Hello cuties and SOS lovers... Sorry for the late updates.... I have to squeeze out time from my tight and busy schedule just to post this one and to let u all know that am always here for you all....

Language used in this episode is english and pidgin English....

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