People In This Chapter:
Virginia: @yourworstnightmare_ ; Clarinet
Claire: Me/@purplekittycat ; Clarinet
Mr. Carnall: Band teacher ; Trumpet, Flute, Clarinet
Laquifa: Virginia's pencil ; obviously no instrument
Piglet: Fly ; obviously no instrument
Table Marker: A lemon scented highlighter ; obviously no instrument
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Claire: *Moves band binder* *pencil falls*
Virginia: Ahh, my pencil!
Claire: You know how we have a name for Table Marker?
Virginia: Yeah, why?
Claire: We should name your pencil!!
Virginia: Okay, what should we name it?
Claire: Laquifa!
Virginia: Yeah, Laquifa the pencil!
Mr. Carnall: Percussion, we need some different mallets for the percussion stuff. And, I hate to say it, but it's in a coffin-shaped box.
Virginia: *raises hand*
Mr. Carnall: Yes Virginia?
Virginia: *laughing* Who did you kill?
Mr. Carnall: No one...yet.
Claire & Virginia: *hyperventilates from laughing*
Claire: Omg look, there is a huge band-aid on his hand, ask him what happened!!
Virginia: Okay! *raises hand*
Claire: No, I was joking! *trys to pull her arm down*
Virginia: No I want too!!
Mr. Carnall: *takes drink from bottle as he is shaking his head violently*
Virginia: *persistently keeps hand up*
Mr. Carnall: Fine, what?
Virginia: What happened to your hand?
Mr. Carnall: I got a boo boo.. *does sad face*
Virginia & Claire: Oh.
Claire: Look there's a fly up there!
Virginia: We should name it!
Claire: What about...Piglet!
Virginia: Piglet the fly!!!
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Conversations From The Band Room
HumorThese are just a collection of me and my friends comical conversations durring band. I hope I make you laugh!