The Who REACT

Nebraska

Heyo, lovelies. It's Shae (or Shaz as the losers that are going to be reacting call me...)

Keith: Hey! I heard that, bitch!

Pete: Be nice, dipshit!

Keith: HEY!

Oh, for Pete's sake!

Pete: Yeah, for MY sake!

John: Shut up, both of you! God!

Roger: I don't think we're quite understanding what you want from us...

Oh, I'll explain that, Tommy. I mean Roger.

Pete: Someone's Tommy-crazy...

Sock it... Anyways, rude comments from the Who aside, we're reacting for a dear friend of mine, MissMaccaSunshine and her October contest. I originally want to draw this whole shabang out, but I got as far as Pete saying one thing and sort of gave up. I'm still going to put some illustration into this to better show the reaction (at some point in my life), don't worry!

Keith: Oh, good! More terrible drawings of us gallivanting around like half-queers!

Pete: I'm personally offended by that remark, Keith.

Keith: Oh, right. I'm not sorry.

KEITH JOHN MOON, YOU BASTARD. APOLOGIZE TO THAT POOR SOUL RIGHT NOW!

Keith: Why are you so defensive of Pete?

Because that was offensive of you to say, especially to people like me and because Pete is a lovely, kind, swe-- Quit stalling me, Keith.

Keith: You're not the brightest when it comes to picking up on things like that...

Welcome to a special edition of... The WHO: REACT!

Pete: Oh, hell, we're starting. Where's my script?!

John: Your line is Shaz wanted us to come in today.

Pete: Thanks. Ahem. Shaz wanted us to come in today...

Roger: You sound pleased...

Keith: This script is so stupid...

John: Shut up, you idiot. It's for Shaz, 'member?

Sorry I'm late, boys!

Pete: Hey, love... You look... Uh...wet...

Roger: *facepalm* Gutter.

Keith: *smirk* Gutter.

John: *deadpan* Gutter.

Dirty minded freaks...

Pete: Why are you we-- Hrng... Is is raining or something?

Yeah. It's Nebraska. Wait five minutes and the weather is different. One day, it literally snowed, rained, hailed, almost became disastrous with a tornado and went to 80 degrees. That was in May.

John: Oh my God. Why are you cursed to live that way.

Dunno. I don't mind it.

John: You're going to die one day because of that weather and I'm not going to feel bad.

Too bad, Enty. You four are reacting to Nebraska weather and farming.

Keith: *sarcastically* Farming, yay...

Ignoring you. Anywho, get it? AnyWHO?! Hahaha! Laugh, that was funny.

Pete: Not really.

What did you think of the Nebraskan weather, boys?

Roger: The literal definition of Hell minus the fire and demons.

John: Agreed.

Pete: Give me sometime and I'll love it.

Keith: As long as there's a beer in this for me, I'll agree to anything you say, Shaz.

No beer. Strict anti-alcohol in my house. And I have to say, Pete, you're like me. Give it some time, it grows on you. Flash flood warnings don't even worry me anymore, thanks to our town's levee.

Keith: *singing off-key and obnoxiously* IF IT KEEPS ON RAININ', LEVEE'S GOING TO BREAK!

Roger: Percy and the boys should be disappointed in you, Moonie.

Keith: Don't bring THEM into this.

John: You brought 'em up first.

Now to the farming aspect of your reaction... Well, no. What's the first thing you think of when I say "Nebraska"?

Pete: You.

John: Ew, Pete. And farming, by the way.

Roger: I was gonna say farming! 

John: Too bad.

Roger: Fine. The weather.

Keith: Country music. And not the good stuff, either.

...No comment on the music [even though I agree COMPLETELY]. But yeah, Nebraska does have a pretty big farming industry. Let me tell you about it...

Pete: Oh, boy.

It starts when you put the little seeds in the ground and watch them shoot up to the sky. The American farmer--

Roger: Enough with the "Green Acres" speech.

Bleh. It does start with seeds and those grow into corn, beans, wheat, and sorghum, if I remember right.

Pete: Oh. Neat.

Yeah. Unfortunately, sometimes during harvest, bad things happen.

Keith: Such as...?

Combine fires.

Keith: Oh.

Yeah.

Roger: Lovely.

Yeah... I think that's all I have you guys react to.

Keith: Cool. I'm out.

John: G'bye, Shaz.

Roger: Bye, love!

Pete: Good-by, dear readers, friends, lovers, haters--

ENOUGH! Good bye! And thank you all for checking this out. And just ignore those good balls, m'kay? Bye, everyone!

The Who: Good bye, all!

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Well, there you have it! The first installment of The Who: REACT! as entered/inspired by MissMaccaSunshine!

Keith: SHAZ IS A LOVER. I MEAN LOSER.

Pete: YOU SAID LOVER FIRST, MOON!

Keith: SHUT UP, TOWSER!

Uh... Boys?

Pete & Keith: Yes?

Never mind... Check back for more later...