teacher: 'ok so Destiny is here to give an inspirational speech everyone clap!' *everyone claps as i walk to the front of the class*
me: 'i'm not trying to ruin anyones happiness by talking like this but just hold on and listen. i am going to try and be honest but i have no promises, i think everyone needs to have patients with me, even though i have a bad reputation. all i did was set fire to Mr Smith's bouquet of roses but i hope you understand and have mercy on me. this might sound crazy but something big is happening . and please don't be a fool because i know that i can treat you better.and i can prove this with 3 empty words but only with the lights on'
everyone: *calls 911* 'yea this bish crazy over here speaking some other language about fire and lights and stuff she needs help asap"
911: are you sure she's not just a Shawn Mendes fan?
everyone: 'oh'
