Le Admin's book of shiet

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So in the mail I found a catalog okay? It was selling Christmas stuff from Vermont 'Kay? I was looking through it and I say this one page where it talks about a dude commenting on these beer filled chocolates from Germany. Guess the dude's location?  Dick New York. I laughed so hard okay? I fell out of my chair and my friend was like giving me a death stare and I showed her the catalog and she laughed hard too. Then her parents came upstairs and stuff happened but anyways bruh. Dick New York. Also in the catalog there were these chocolate bottles filled with like Bourbon, whiskey, beer, coffee from different countries and me and me friend also started laughing and her parents were concerned with who she's hanging out with. I'm extremely. EXTREMELY weird. I also tend to laugh almost randomly. And yell. Awkward I know... I love the internet :3

I was gonna post a picture but my friend's parents took it away XP