~Once Upon A Unicorn.~
Warning- This isn't a real book, It just for fun. When I have writer Block, I make one like this but I don't post it xD So I hope you enjoy this short story. :D But It sucks so bye.
There was once some unicorns named CHARLIE and BOB they were both headed to 'Candy Mountain' along the way. They met up with dumb fucks, and they messed with them. Until Bob said, "FEEL MY WRATH!" and he killed a thousand of idiots.
The End