In my room, I was depressed, upset, mad......
I don't know how I felt at that moment..... I just felt..... MISERABLE!
Suddenly, an idea hit me.
I just know what to do! But I must be VERY SNEAKY......
At night, my parents were asleep, except the guards. The guards were playing card games... chattering around... eating snacks from the kitchen... drinking beer... The whole castle was a mess! EWW!!!
But I knew what to do! I wrote down my ideas on a piece of paper.
1. Go to the storage room and get a stick.
2. When the guards are not paying attention, sneak out of the castle using the back door.
3. ESCAPE!
There it is. It's just perfect! So first, as my list showed, I have to go to the storage room and get a stick for a weapon if anything happens to me when I sneak out of the castle...
The guards were laughing and talking so loudly that I wondered how did my parents be able to sleep soundly even at this condition... maybe they slept with...... EARBUDS?!?!?! Or maybe they slept with...... LULLABY MUSICS TO MAKE THEM SLEEP SOUNDLY?!?!?! Lizzie, your thinking too much, just stick to the plan and that's all. As easy as ABC.
While the guards were chit-chatting around with each others in a loud voice that almost burst my ears, I quickly dashed to the storage room that was near the stairs. While I was looking for the shovel in there, I heard someone sang a bad boy song.
"OH BABE, I FEEL OUR CONNECTION, I LUV YOU MORE THAN MY LEGO COLLECTION!"
Yep. It was the guards. Singing that bad boy song "Girls Rule" out of tune. I almost shouted out loud because of the way of how they sang it.
For the song, the music was really nice. But not just the guard's out of tune singing broke it, it was also THE LYRICS! Like, THE LYRICS DOES NOT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL!!! "Oh babe, I feel our connection, I luv you more than my lego collection," like, THESE LYRICS DOES NOT EVEN MEAN A SINGLE BIT ABOUT ROMANCE! I COULD EVEN DRINK AN ALPHABET SOUP AND POOP OUT BETTER LYRICS!
After a long torture from the guards because of that stupid bad boy song, at last I found a stick, just a basic stick as a weapon for me!
1st quest completed!
Now 2nd quest is to sneak out, quite easy, after all, the guards are addicted to that stupid bad boy song!
So I tip-toed through the hallways, making sure no one noticed me...
"Hey, Benjamin! Did I just see a shadow walking by? I think I heard a fat plump person walked through the hallways!"
I was frightened...... I was scared...... I could hear the guard's footsteps coming near me...... I was...... BEYOND WORRIED!
Goodbye cruel world...... I'm gonna get killed by my father...... my future is gonna be...... MISERABLE!
When suddenly, one guard said something.
"SO I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY SWEATPANTS!"
Immediately, the two guards who were walking near me said, "Oh boy that song "SweatShirt" by Jacob Sartorius! Bloopers for it huh dude?!"
The two guards burst out laughing really loudly! The two guards were so near me and they're loud laugh made my ears about to burst!
I totally ignored the silly guards, and continued whatever it takes for me to do to escape the deadly castle.
After some time looking for the back door, I finally found it!
2nd quest completed!
Now last but not least...... ESCAPE!
I slowly opened the door, creaking sounds came out of the door, I bet this door is really old and rusty!
The door opened slowly, as it opened, I quickly escaped from the castle. FAREWELL, CASTLE! I WILL NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!...... maybe......?
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The Indoor Princess
Adventure"But father, why can't I go to the garden out there? I thought you built it for me" I, Princess Lizzie from the Magical Kingdom, have to follow the rules of NOT being able to be near the garden outside my castle, or could I say, MY FATHER'S castle...
