Rick ran out saddened by the words thrown his way from Harrison, he ran down the hall tears streaming down his face. When suddenly he bumped into a familiar face, falling to the floor. He looked up only to see THE ONE, THE ONLY RICK ASStley!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!1!1!1!1
Rick gasped, "HOOOOO YOU'RE RICK ASSTLEY!" Asstley turned and winked at Rick, " I've been bumming around in the same old town for a while, I think it's time to bum around in something else." Asstley licked his lips sensually.
" let's take this to the bedroom "
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Rick was slammed down on to the bed with force, sending shivers through his body, leaving him breathless. Astley quickly pulled down ricks pants, leaving him bare and exposed. " WAIT! " gasped Rick, " I'm pregnant. " he spoke, a tear streaming down his face. Astley stoped and sat on the edge of the bed, putting his arm around Rick. Astley sighed and hesitated " I just - I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling." He began "baby, that doesn't change a thing. I still love you and want to be with you. We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I. You being pregnant is nothing to me, I love you anyway. I'm never gonna give you up, or let you down... you know that. " suddenly Harrison walked in, his mouth wide open. " Rick, how could you?? " he yelled his words laced with betrayal. " no! I'm sorry it's not what it looks like I swea- " " no! " Harrison interrupted " It's too late, you've not changed rick... not one bit. "
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1946 - Rick and Ricks wedding day.
Harrison checked his suit in the mirror one last time, his heart jumped at the thought that today - he was going to marry the love of his life. Big man hoss walked through the door, " you ready Rick? " he began, " yeah I guess I just - " tears welled up in his eyes, blocking his vision. " hey, you ok? " hoss asked, concern in his voice " Yeah I just.. god, I just can't believe that today I'm marrying the love of my life. My everything. I wouldn't change him for the world and he's just so perfect I - why would he want me? " Harrison spoke, his voice shaky and scared. " because he loves you too, and he I'm sure feels the same way. " hoss said rubbing ricks back, " now come on, you've got a wedding to get to. "
All of a sudden Harrison heard a noise, a noise much too familiar. " Oh god harder daddy, harder! " the voice yelled. He recognised it instantly as.... ricks..
" no! " he yelled, he began running towards the door. When he opened it, he was greeted by Rick, in his wedding dress, fucking the vicar. " uhh I mean - AH GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY RAPIST! WHAT DID I TELL YOU HARRISON?! VICARS RAPE LITTLE BOYS! " Rick yelled " no Rick! No excuses, i heard it and i saw it. I hate you, I fucking hate you! " he said tears streaming down his face his loud sobs filling the room. Rick had never seen that look before. He knew by now, every attempt, every apology, was too late. He'd fucked it up.
Rick walked into the bar, a depressing expression painted over his face. A simple coat covering his beautiful wedding dress. " a shot of whiskey please. " he said, and he stayed there, he just stayed there and drunk until he couldn't take it. He'd fucked up, another chance at happily ever after ruined by his horny dilutions.
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Rick and Rick suck a dick - A Rick Harrison and Rick from Rick And Morty Fanfic
RomanceAfter 5 years apart Rick discovers that Rick Harrison is still alive and working at his pawn shop. But they are faced with a difficult challenge. Will love conquer all?
