I'd had a fake crush before Tanner. In sixth grade, I had a very obvious "crush" on Jarod Rahd. He had a bowl cut. And he only did his science homework half the time. But my "crush" on him was believable because a couple other girls liked him for who knows what reasons. I guess he had an okay personality if you could look past his occasional rudeness, but that wasn't enough to crush on someone. To actually like someone, he had to have nice hair, a nose that wasn't huge, a nice personality, brains, and a good sense of humor. Now, I know that might asking a lot of the male specimen, but I guess that explains me never having a crush in K-7th grade. High standards will get you far in life.
Well, as far as eighth grade at least.
I mean, I don't know, it might get you farther if you don't fake crush on people. But if you want to have a fake crush because you have no life, you can follow along and try to keep up.
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The Guidelines For Faking A Crush
General Fiction"You couldn't get a girl no matter how hard you tried." "I could too! I could get any girl I wanted to!" "Even one of my friends?" "But... you're in eighth grade. And I'm in seventh grade." "So?" "Umm..." "Could you get the girl or not?" "Of course...
