Never Has, Never Will

It was a cold snowy day in pooponastickville. Everyone was inside, except for one person. Richard. He loved to hang out outside, even when it was cold. Many of the tens of rapists in this lone town would plan on these cold summer days. They planned many things, including: what color van to buy, which neighborhood to 'visit' first, and which pedophiles they'll have lunch with.

One rapist/pedophile in particular was very well-loved by his companions. His name was pedofilup. Everyone loved him because he was 'raping errybody out there.'

Remember kids, donate money to your local rundown motels.