I like to eat potatoes.
The next day in Pooponastickville was extremely hot, like a desert. The seasons change everyday.
Pedofilup was 'raping errybody out there', when he heard a knock on his door. When he opened it, there stood Phil and bob, his BRFs (best rapist friends) they came in and shared a large cup of tea.
They discussed how business was going for the week. They all agreed that business had been a little slow.
They did some county research and found that there was a new 'Best Rapist in Town.' It was a girl by the name of rapalena. The boys were furious and started a riot in the streets. They brought everything they could find, tridents, flaming sticks of wood, PB and J, and toilet paper.
The riot went on for 2 whole weeks and it didn't hurt anything or make anything better, so it was pretty pointless.
But still, they needed to stop Rapalena.
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Never Has, Never Will
Historical FictionA story of a girl who finds the perfect guy, but he doesn't find her.