A girl was wandering through the woods. She had friend with her. They were talking.
Teresa, the girl, said to her friend in a complaining tone, "Melissa, are you sure you know where we are going?"
"Yes, Teresa, but it's kinda hard to navigate with your incessant babbling." Melissa said, annoyed.
A rabbit jumped in front of them.
"Gah!" screamed Teresa as she jumped back.
"What now?" Melissa groaned, walking back to her friend.
"Me-melis-sa..." stammered Teresa.
"Yeeeeeeeeees." questioned Melissa
"I- there's..." Teresa tried to find the right words.
"There's what?" Melissa asked patiently.
"There's a RABBIT" she screamed, running behind a tree and staring nervously at the rabbit.
The rabbit grew to the size of an adult human and glared down at Teresa.
"What's wrong with rabbits?" growled the inrabbitly large rabbit.
Melissa pointed to the rabbit, "It speaks!" she squealed excitedly.
The rabbit glared, then swallowed her whole.
Teresa's eyes widened as she looked at where Melissa had once been. She looked at the rabbit, then turned around and ran away.
The rabbit gave chase, but seemed to become increasingly weak. Suddenly, he became the normal-sized rabbit again. He started swirling in midair, getting smaller and smaller. Eventually he puffed out of existence and Melissa took his place.
She took a heroic pose and said proudly, "I killed it!"
"GBSJFIFJEMODOIFRISK HOW?" Teresa sputtered.
"I killed it from the inside, good thing I always carry a pocket knife in my pocket!" said Melissa gleefully.
"Yeah, good thing," Teresa said, still in awe.
They started walking home.
"Ok, I think I'm as scared of rabbits as you are now," said Melissa.
"How couldn't you be?" said Teresa jokingly.
Melissa said mockingly, "I know how."
Teresa stared at Melissa.
"I'm just kidding!" Melissa said, rolling her eyes.
Teresa pushed her slightly and they walked, giggling, all the way home.
Author's note:
I know no one is reading this but I just wanted to say,
I KNOW THE NAMES ARE LAME!
See ya! :P
