once upon a time there was a horny little slut named Jordan. Every single night he would beat his meat to the thought of a rotten strawberry. HAHAH BITCH U THOUGH! He would only beat his meat to the thought of one of his three musketeer hoes. His three musketeers were Allison, Chelsea, and Tyler the cowboy. But he only beat his meat to the thought of Tyler. After a good long few hours of Jordan beating his meat he got up out of bed on a lovely Wednesday morning and walked over to his closet. Jordan pretty much lived on his hover board because he was scared that he was gonna fall and break his fragile abs...
