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Babe💗: morning beautiful

Me: morning dork 😈😊

Babe💗: whats doing

Me: I need to teach you some English

Babe💗: no I am on holidays

Me: fine fine 😏

Babe💗: 7 days ✈️

Me: agghghdjsjeheisj so fucking excited

Babe💗: same I can't wait to kiss you

Me: aghh I wanna lick your face off

Babe💗: oh shit 😳

Me: hahah nah I will be nice I will not lick it off 😊

Babe💗: thank god 🙏🏽

Me: I will just lick it 😏

Babe💗: gi 😡😡

Me: joking I will just hug you

Babe💗: no kiss ?!?

Me: nah that's grosssssss

Babe💗: 😭😭😭

Me: fine only if you want to 😂❤️

Babe💗: your so nice to me

Me: yeah I know 😇 now be nice to me

Babe💗: FUCK off 😡🙄

Me: ILY 😂💖

Babe💗: why do I have to put up with 😏😩

Me: go suck DICK 😡😡

Babe💗: maybe I will 😉

Me: want a medal for it 😈

Babe💗: yes please 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Me: okay 😊

Babe💗: your so boring 😩

Me: aghhhgg I hate you

Babe💗: I hate you most ❤️

Me: OMGG 😏

Babe💗: what!!????!

Me: I just saw a hot AS FUCK boyyyyyy 😍😍

Babe💗: are you looking at my Insta again 😡

Me: nah i am in the car he walked past 😍😍

Babe💗: shut up !!!!!

Me: now he is gone dammm 😔😏

Babe💗: your so mean

Me: no need to tell me 😊

Babe💗: let's send each other really bad photos

Me: okay 😇

Babe💗:

Me: tf joey that scared me 😈😡😏

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Me: tf joey that scared me 😈😡😏

Me:

Babe💗: stop being so ugly 😡😇

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Babe💗: stop being so ugly 😡😇

Me: says you you fat rat

Babe💗: you are a diseased toe

Me: sounds about right

Babe💗: I won that one hay

Me: yeah only this one 😏

Babe💗: so wud

Me: aghhhh Nothingdjwhshsh

Babe💗: sounds fun !!

( what joey didn't know was I was coming to surprise him because I am a hella good girlfriend 😇 )

Me: yeah but I gtg baby 😭😩❤️

Babe💗: no babe don't leave me

Me: sorry FUCK BOI I gtg 💗💗😏

Babe💗: bye fucking ugly bitch hoe 😔💗💗

Me: oh shit you got me on this one too 😔😏

Babe💗: FUCK I am the greatest 😇

Me: but I can't let you win ....

Babe💗: what ??,?,,

Me: BYE you shit ass texter that sucks dick because he is a ugly hoe 😉😇....... who won KNOW ?!?

Babe💗: you did 😔😔😔😔😔

Me: hahaha bye beautiful 😍❤️

Babe💗: you think I am beautiful 💗💗

Me: nah I was just trying to be nice 😏😂

Babe💗: go FUCK someone else 😩😉💗

Me: aww bby don't get mad that I am good in the bed 😔😏

Babe💗: SORRY I will try not to 😂😇

Me: okay don't talk to me again I have to go 😂😂😘

Babe💗: aghhh don't leave for too long 😔😩🙏🏽❤️

Me: I won't 😘

Babe💗: promise 👉🏼

Me: promise 👌🏼

If I had a boyfriend he better be a good texter 😏✨❤️
LOL I SUCK AT THIS !!!

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