Cleverbot Stories

What Movie do you Like?

Once upon a time... there was man named Jesus. He got nailed to a cross. He lives now. He does anything he wants. Anything is you and me.

He has no family. He has friends though, all of his elves. However, they don't really exist. He like Italian food, which makes him feel better about the elves.

Jesus likes Adam Sandler movies. His favorite is "What is your favorite sugar? I am a chemist!" It's about the future. Adam fights people and levels up. Jesus loves it, though it might be sarcasm.

We all love Jesus. We all love Adam Sandler's sound.

Damn.

When did I say that?

I can't remember...