One day, my horrible wife, wooden ruler, decided to have a baby (actually she wanted to steal a plasitc ruler from IKEA) and name him David. Eventually, as I have just said, she stole one from IKEA. I am so fed up! She not only ruined my life, but also the poor little plastic ruler! But after we took the plastic ruler, we couldn't find our way out of IKEA! We were stuck on a shelf.
Then came a guy, whose name I think is Mr. Uno Tai, he chose from the shelf and chose our son David. As my 'wife' was sobbing sadly, another guy came with her daughter, whose surname was Tse. He took my 'wife' and paid. I was thrilled to get rid of her at last! No more saliva, no more burnings and no more lies! I was dancing merrily when another guy named Mr. Chin came. He put me on his chin and he felt cold that he shivered, but he loved thecold felling so he simply just bought me home!
However, he didn't bring me to his HOME, he brought it to a school called SPCC, and I was always stuck on a map, then I found out that he taught geography. One day, when I was enjoying my life on a map at Hawaii, I heard some noises--- "knock knock, it is necessary!"
"It is unnecessary!"
*knock knock*
That is my wife's sound!
I was horrified. My wife, a horrible wooden ruler, was spending her life at a whatsoever place called SPCC?!
