One day in my language arts class the teacher gave us a project. We had to weight the shortest but saddest story everyone argued that it couldn't be done. So then he instructed us to place ten dollars on his desk if he could make a story he got to keep the money if not he would double everyones. He pulled a napkin out of his pocket and began to write as the napkin was passed around I eagerly awaited my turn when the napkin finally got to me it read "baby shoes for sale unused"
