TheBookSoRandomItDoesn'tHaveName

Randomnesss

Hello everyone!! This is a chapter for me to get all of the randomness and hyper ness out of me... And trust me there's a whole lot of it too!

Presenting RANDOMNESS! By Kae. One chapter of absolutely random things that come to my mind at the weirdest time-

Randomness:

There magically delicious! :D

When ever someone calls your phone answer it with 'Buddy the Elf, what's you favorite color?'

GOLDFISH! The snack that smiles back!

What's gonna work? TEAM WORK

3 out of the 4 voices in my head want to sleep.... (the other wants to know it penguins have knees)

RAWR IMMA DINO!

RAWR is not 'I love you' in dinosaur! I mean seriously ever seen Jurassic Park? It means 'I'm gonna fucking eat you bitch!'

Noooooo that's roarrrrrrr there is a difference ~jimmy

What does a gay tiger say? Thereeeee greattt!

I shall take over the world with an army of hamsters! They would be so cute that no one would want to hurt them.... until someone got a cat

Jingle bells. Twilight smells. Edward ran away. Bella dies. Jakob cries. Potter all the way!

Some people call me insane or crazy... But I prefer the term 'mentally hilarious' thank you very much!

Suddenly.... Potatoes!

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-kiss-my-ass!

I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested!!!

I throw my fins up in the air sometimes sayin ayo I can't find nemo!

Maybe sometimes it'll just be me talking to some fish...

Yes... no... maybe?... THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!!! Until they find out.

Good morning,

I see the assassins have failed!

Well aren't you a fun filled lollipop triple dipped in psycho!

That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone as sexy as hell, and then you hit the mirror...

I am batman bitchezzz

~Jimmy

Nobody's perfect........ I'm nobody (;

Sometimes I wish I was a bird... So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

KEVINNNN

So like if you believe in reincarnation, when you die, instead on RIP on your gravestone shouldn't it be BRB?

Nananananana blackmail!

NO! Jimmy protested

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

BANANAAAAAAAA

~Minions

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

NOW DANCE FUCKER DANCE

This girl is on fireee- shit! Someone call an ambulance!!!

Galeanthropy: the belief that you are a cat

Funny Tweets:

Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like food better than I like you anyway.

And then God created Saturn... And he liked it... So he put a ring on it.

My mom thinks that my friends are bad influences, but I'm usually the one coming up with the bad ideas.

I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

Well, it looks like someone had a big bowl of bitchflakes today.

Dear raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, you're the main reason I have trust issues.

How To Ruin A Compliment:

'Show them what there missing!'.... Unless your missing

'Don't worry you look beautiful".... Unless your ugly

'You are more important than you realize'....

Unless your dead

'You are better than you were yesterday'....

Unless you broke your leg

'Forget the risk and take the fall!"....

But it may hurt

That was all ray~jimmy

B-E-A-utiful songs by jimmy:

The Jimmy Song

I like to talk to tomatoes

Gently down the stream

Because space unicorn,

Soaring through the stars!

Delivering the tomatoes...

All around the world!

Suddenly potatoes...

WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!

DIE BITCH DIE!

Space unicorn it's a waaaaalll

It's all white and dullllll

Foreverrrrr

The Jimmy Song....2

I like to feed food to my tomatoes

My tomatoes

I like to feed my tomatoes food

La la la la