OK SO!! Today is Monday, December 16th...anybody know what day that is?? MY BIG BROTHERS BIRTHDAY!!!!
Onward with the lunch story! I'm hyper today i don't know why. Sorry.
So I didn't have anymore money to get my lunch with. Not really like I eat anything other than cookies and a bag of chips so really no big deal. But I was hungry so I asked one if my best friends to get me something. I stood with her in line and guess what she got me.....school cheese burger. Not the most appealing. Anybody feel my pain?
So I'm gonna call my bestie Si. Pronounced 'see'. We sat down and then our good Asian friend Tim appeared. He sat across from Si and I was sitting next to her. This is when the fun starts......
Now have you ever heard that saying 'if you're not gay with at least one of your friends, you're not close enough'? Well that is basically our motto. My legs were across her lap and our short blond friend, we shall call him con, came over randomly passing out my favorite chips. Cool Ranch Doritos. When he held the individual treats we both took them from his hands with our mouths. Well Si's was bigger than mine so she dropped part of the chip on the floor. It fell on top of my hoodie so I reached down but with my legs on her lap I had to reach hard and made a few misguiding noises........ So for about 10 minutes we all made dirty jokes and Tim stole my phone and made more jokes a out looking up hot girls. And other things.
Do any of you have a Vine? It's an app. I don't have one but I watch them on YouTube. When people say "but if you get a vine then you will get all the new videos" to that I say "that's what I have Paige for" Paige is @ralphmicchioswife. Well there is a reason for me bringing up vines other than to be random.
One of my favorite vines to watch are by this dude named Josh. And I was telling Si and Tim about a few of his vines and a lot of them are Asian jokes and it entertained me because I was telling Asian jokes to an Asian dude. Funny stuff I tell you.
For the rest of lunch we continued to make dirty and racial jokes and then me and Si started to fantasize about a guy in out grade. It started out as a joke tho. And it's not serious crushing on him. We both do this even though we both has boyfriends. It's funny. And Tim kept making fun of us with his fake girl voice. Very funny.
I never did finish my gross school burger. The first thing I did when I got home was eat.
