HOLLAween

Measurements

Billy sat at his sewing machine, humming to classical music. It was a very serene environment, and Billy almost wanted to cry, but no. He wasn't an emo like *cough cough* Zack.

Mozart was so lit.

That was until someone changed it.

"Who the he--" Billy said, turning around in his wheely chair. He didn't deserve to have Mozart Symphony No. 1 replaced by Numb by Linkin Park, "Zack, why are you here?"

"Did you notice me?" Zack asked, hiding behind a speaker.

"Yes, something about you automatically changes music to emo music, okay," Billy rolled his eyes, "And if you don't explain why you're here, I won't be sewing, I'll be suing."

"Woah you do not need to go that far," Zack stepped forward and bumped into the table the speaker was on, "Nice cat sticker... anYWAY, so you know how Freddy's dad hooked up our dads? So like mine wanted to come over and he assumed you liked me but like...."

"I don't"

"ExZACKly!" ;) Zack yelled, "But there was another reason, because i WOULD NOT listen to my dad. I came here to ask you if you could make me a Halloween costume,"

"What? I do not celebrate Halloween because I do not celebrate the devil's birthday," Billy spattered in disbelief.

"I mean, could you make me a guitar costume? Like... really curvey, like me--" Zack started explaining himself.

"I do admit you're pretty thicc and busty," Billy nodded, "For someone who's 4'10 3/4","

 "Thank you, that was gay, but like I'm thinking felt, and like a cardboard neck," Zack withdrew a sloppy blueprint out of his pocket; he literally colored the paper blue.

"This is decently legible," Billy complimented, because he felt gENOROUS today, "My cat likes playing with felt,"

"So it's settled," Zack smiled; someone actually accepted something he did!! Woah!

"What--no!"

"Brother, I am going to be here for a long time, so I suggest you keep me by as a shoulder to cry on when we hear things come from the bedroom," Zack said, leaving only for the dramatic effect, although there was already eyeliner dripping down his face, and he immediately had a break down when he closed the door.

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About an hour later, Billy was done.

"Shh shh, it's okay. Maybe we'll get sound resistant walls one day, and we won't have to listen to our dads fuccing," Billy whispered as Zack cried onto his shoulder.

Zack lifted his head; his eyes were puffy and red (not from the weed drugs!!1!) from crying, "You didn't say no h0m0,"

"But that would be a lie," Billy said, disgusted at the eyeliner that had rubbed off on his designer shirt. Billy wasn't homo for Zack, but he was hom0.

"Oh and I finished the costume," The design was so simple, it took him, like, 30 minutes.

"It's beautiful!" Zack yelled, hecking crying again. Zack rested his eyes upon the skillfully crafted acoustic guitar costume before him and resisted the urge to stick his face into it and cry. Ray Toro would be proud.

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The next day, Zack came to school in his costume, although it was only October 24th. He had fresh eyeliner and fountain hair.

"Hello step-brother!" Zack said, striking a pose next to Billy.

Billy wasn't a hecking emo, but he wanted to die, "Hello. Zack." And he placed a cat sticker right on that boi zzzack;s nose! boop!

"Woah Zack, your costume is so cool!" Everyone didn't say, although the people who were important and played instruments respected it.

"That's f***ing sick, my dude!" Dewey yelled, air guitaring. We had to sensor it because this is for kIDS.

"Actually, it got it's vaccines,"

Billy turned away from them, and counted to ten. It had ruined his reputation by making that!

Katie came up to him, "I think that was nice, considering you're practically brothers with Zack. That's tough dude."

"He was at my house for TWO hours last night!"

"I mean, of course if HARAMBE was here, this wouldn't happen," A silent tear dripped down Katie's cheek, "But I was wondering if you could make me a sexy harambe costume, with retractable dick,"

"No way, as much as I want to sew a dong," Billy thought, but he'd have to look up a photo of a dilc to reference, and that's heckig n sinful, the h e c k.

"I'll give you Freddy's 10 bucks," Katie said, tracking down Freddy and calculating in her MIND how easy it would be to steal from him.

Ah yes... Freddy's 10 bucks... to rub over his nake y bod y... NO! GAY THOUGHTS GO AWAY! Billy thought in his mind, zoning of from everything, "Deal,"

"Glad we could make a compromise," Katie said, walking over to Freddy and slapping his butt until she found the $10. Freddy was okay with it tho, why the hekc wouldn't he be. Everyone knew Katie was a desperate ho.

Suddenly, Lawrence appeared in Billy's peripheral vision, "Billy! Could you... uh... make me a leather jacket with an embroidered keyboard on the front?"

Billy rolled his eyes, "For what?"

"I'll........................ make you a song???"

"No, your songs are terrible, I'd rather work for free."

Billy sighed, and took his seat in the classroom, and sketched the costumes he was going to make. He actually respected Katie, so he would take time on her costume.

At the end of the day, Billy walked home, taking a million wrong turns so that Zack wouldn't follow him. Zack, more like aCK, amirite??? No I'm not.

He walked into his house, his head hung down so that he wouldn't see the two men on the couch.

Billy ran downstairs, and did his homework like a good child.

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy," Someone said.

"Zack I swear to God--" Billy began turning around.

Instead Billy saw Freddy lying against the wall, seductively???

"Freddy, what are you doing here?" Billy turned back around; Freddy has been hitting on ever since Zack told them they should date.

"I was wondering you would make me--"

"No, no more costumes!" Billy yelled! He was so heccking fed up with everyone walking over him and expecting him to make them things that took relatively no time but still!! He had to keep up with fashion! The only reason he made Zack's was so that he would get out of Billy's house.

"No, would you make me ur boyfriend ;)" Freddy ;););)d, "Succ?"

"Um... I'm 10 and refuse to sin...," Billy turned around and blushed.

"That was like.................. 4 years ago, Billy,"

"Oh, in that case," Billy smirked, "But I'll need to take some measurements ;("

Billy winky frowned because he knew he was going to sin, and was sad, but he felt frisky.