Chapter 3: This one girl
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Marco went up to Star and started a conversation.
"What's up?" he asked.
"Nothing much really," said Star, "Just chilling. How about you?"
"Same here," said Marco, "Um... I like your shoes."
"Thanks," said Star, "I got them in Los Angeles."
"That's cool," said Marco, "Um.. Am I dreaming right now?"
He realized he was being awkward.
"I think I hear someone calling me," said Marco as he left.
But then he stalked her until she left the party.
"Alfonzo she's real!" said Marco.
"Who?" asked Alfonzo, "Who's real?!"
"Star Butterfly!" said Marco.
He went back to Charlie and then other people to get information on her.
So far the information was good.
That is.... Until he got to Brittany
"What about Star Butterfly?" asked Brittany.
"Just wanna know what she does and who she is as a person," said Marco.
"Didn't she get out of a breakup?" asked Ferguson.
"Did she really?" asked Marco.
"Yes, but I didn't want him to know that!" said Brittany.
"I don't know what it is about..." said Marco.
"I forbid you from hitting on Star!" said Brittany, "I'm not gonna let you scare off the coolest girl at my party you jackass."
"Hey lay off him, he's dating a high school senior, so his mourning period is over," said Ferguson.
"That's the perfect mourning period," said Brittany, "One days he's gonna make the biggest mistake of his life and regret it for eternity!"
Lies by Deep Vally
Brittany: Brother, brother, brother
You need to learn a thing or two
Brother, brother, brother
I'm gonna teach a thing to you
Brother, brother, brother
You're untrue, you're untrue
Brother, brother, brother
These legs are closed to you
Lie, lie, lie
And you look me in the eye
Lie, lie, lie
And you look me in the eye
Brother, brother, brother
Little boy, you've got some nerve
Brother, brother, brother
You're gonna get what you deserve
Brother, brother, brother
I tell you you've got no spine
Brother, brother, brother
And you ain't no friend of mine
Lie, lie, lie
And you look me in the eye
Lie, lie, lie
And you look me in the eye
"Come on Brittany, you know that's not true," said Marco.
"That time with Hope?" asked Brittany.
"That was a phase," said Marco.
"That time with Chantelle?" asked Brittany.
"That wasn't what it looked like," said Marco.
"That time you dumped Leah for...." Said Brittany.
"We're all good now alright," said Leah giving Marco a high five.
"Besides, she's out of your league and mentions a guy named Tom," said Brittany.
Marco: I thought we agreed
You wouldn't have the need to spread your seed
Britany: But it's a fact
You broke your contract
You're gonna pay tenfold
You're gonna be alone when you grow old
Babe, I wasn't bluffin'
From now on, you get nothin'
"Seriously I just don't know what it is about that girl...." Said Marco.
"FORGET IT MARCO!!!" she shouted.
Lie, lie, lie
And you look me in the eye
Lie, lie, lie
And you look me in the eye
(Back at the apartment)
"Guess who's drunk!" said Ed.
"I guess Ed," said Marco.
"You guess right," said Ed.
"So that girl from the party," said Marco, "She's something else."
"So I've heard," said Ed, "But you should break up with your high school girlfriend."
"Yeah I guess so," said Marco, "Don't tell much people about her ok?"
"You know me," said Ed.
Marco's phone rang.
"You're not thinking about double dipping with girls are you?!" asked Pam.
"No!" said Marco, "Who told you?"
"Ed!" said Pam, "But you should break up with your fake high school girlfriend if you wanna survive this!"
She hung up.
"How do you do that Ed?" asked Marco.
The next day Marco was ordering something from Amazon.
"So what's going on?" asked Ed.
"Ordering some karate movies," said Marco.
He got an email.
"Dear Mr. Diaz, it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon," it read, "I will not allow you to have Star Butterfly. If you do not comply with this message, then consider this.... This is...."
"What?" asked Ed.
"This is....." said Marco.
"What?!" said Ed.
"Boring!" said Marco, "Delete."
Later he was waiting for his package.
"Are you waiting for your package?" asked Ed.
"Maybe," said Marco.
The doorbell rang.
"Attack hug!" said Janna.
"Heeeey attack hug," said Marco, "That's so cute."
Later they were hanging out and Janna was talking about stuff, but Marco wasn't really paying attention.
They were at the arcade playing a game but Marco wasn't really getting into it.
"You ok Marco?" asked Janna, "Something up?"
"Um,..." said Marco, "I think we should....."
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