I am not amused

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    I have joined the Tumblr. I thought it was going to be innocent because Sam told me so.

It was NOT innocent.

Why are there pictures of me without clothing?
Who is Destiel?
Why are there so many pictures of Dean without clothing?
It's not a complaint, just a question.

I have learned that Lemon is not what I thought it was.

Interesting things that happened today-
Tumblr.
Dean decided to put ice in my shirt.
It was very cold.
Dean also showed me what "dabbing" was.
It is terrifying.
I tripped and landed on the floor.
Sam was considering a haircut.
He decided against it.
Dean went to the store.
Sam said he and I needed to talk.
He asked me about my feelings towards Dean.
I replied that I have very strong feelings towards him.

Things I thought-
"Who is Destiel?"
"What is this?"
"Oh. No. No."
"No."
"No no no no no."
"Unacceptable"
"Dean, you're an imbecile."
"Stop"
"I'm cold, my shirt is now wet, and I am unamused"
"What?"
"What are you doing?"
"Are you sneezing or something?"
"Should I bless you?"
"Stop. Please"
"Dean"
"I will drop you back to purgatory."
"My face hurts now"
"Dean, why did you-?"
"Your lips are on my cheek, Dean."
"Sam, do not get a haircut."
"Dean, no. Don't leave me with this moose."
"Sam. Your nose. It's in mY BUSINESS"

Additional thoughts-

"Dean"
"Dean"
"Dean"
"Dean"
"Food."
"Dean"
"Dean"
"Dean"

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