GOD DAMN IT

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I've had this awful tension in my neck lately

And my m o t h e r
Thought I should try IcyHot where it hurts

I thought "oh ok that's great" but N O

SHE RUBBED IT ALL OVER MY DAMN NECK

AND THEY'RE SO CALM IN THE COMMERCIALS BUT IN REALITY YOU TRY IT AND IT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT

"ICYHOT"

MORE LIKE
"GENTLE FUCKING BREEZE THEN PAIN OF A THOUSAND FUCKING SUNS"

... it really fuckin hurts you guys
#PrayforKodad

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